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something about tom cruise gives me the creeps. it's that fucking smile
— nick menza
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kiko leaving megadeth is my roman empire
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-before a show-
Alice: Dave, wait.
Dave: What the fuck do you want, old man.
Alice: I packed you a lunch.
Dave: WTF, YOU’RE NOT MY FUCKING DAD, WHAT IS- wait are these goldfish crackers? I fucking love these!
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[after being kicked out of Metallica]
Dave: They say there are five stages of grief: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.
Dave: Well, I’d like to add one more: Revenge.
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I want cute anons that will totally make my day hehe <3
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Alice: Dave! Clean up your fucking room right now!
Dave: You can't control me, you're not my real dad!
Alice: I'm about to slap ypu like a real dad!
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we don't talk about david
— dave mustaine auditioning for encanto
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The...the slut puppies....of rock...
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OKAY OKAY i know this man is so cute and wholesome like just LOOK at him guys 😭😭🙏
BUT WHEN HES JUST STARING?!?!?!?!?
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like babe PLEASE close your eyes❗️ YOURE SCARIN THE HOES 😭🏃‍♀️
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merch link in bio, pinhead!
— dave mustaine as a youtuber
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WHAT IS THJS OFFBRAND ALIEXPRESS WISH.COM AMAZON SHIRT BLUD GOT ONNN 🤨😭😭🙏 my man doin anything to promote his band frlll!!!
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if i got kicked out of a world famous thrash metal band i helped co-found bc i cheated on my spouse of 30+ years with a 19yo that i was talking to when she was 15 and i joined another band with the dude that did guitar for my former band's 3rd album and they mainly covered songs from my old band i would kill myself ngl
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i may vomit
— jeff young when looking at old pics of him with dave mustaine
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Dave: You just can’t stand the idea of Doro and i as a couple.
Jeff: Very true, it makes me wanna puke up blood.
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i'm sorry that people are so jealous of me! i can't help that i'm so popular
— dave mustaine to jeff young
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fuck this shit, i'm out
— jeff young, 1989
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