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Beast: You're emotionally unavailable? Elsa: Oh, yeah. Beast: Oh my God, I'm emotionally damaged! I haven't seen you at the meetings!

#disney mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Beast #Elsa #Submission: jomarchswritingjacket #Source: Friends With Benefits

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Hades: *is about to attack Oogie for releasing the Frightful Flames*

Oogie Boogie, screaming: Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! *suddenly pulls out his dice gauntlets* BUT NOT FOR ME!

#disney mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Hades #Oogie Boogie #Source: YouTube #Submission: Subukunojess #Haunted Hallows Event

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Merida, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Violet, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Hiro, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Ian, trembling: What are we playing

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Merida #Violet Parr #Hiro Hamada #Ian Lightfoot

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Elsa: I just realized something. I had a bad childhood.

Tinker Bell: Yeah, I know.

Elsa: What do you mean you know?

Tinker Bell: Look at you!

Elsa: What do you mean look at me?

Tinker Bell: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Elsa #Tinker Bell #Source: Bob's Burgers

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Rapunzel: Hi, welcome to Applebees. Would you like the apple, or the bees?

Sulley: B-Bees?

Rapunzel: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES

Sulley: W-Wait-

Oogie: [Walks in with a jar of bees]

Sulley: WAIT-

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Rapunzel #james p sullivan #Oogie Boogie #submission: anonymous

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Buzz: Hey, guess what I’m thinking now.

Anna: Well, are you thinking about me?

Buzz: Ha, gotcha. I’m not thinking about anything — my mind is a complete void! Good try though.

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Buzz Lightyear #Anna #Source: Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated #submission: anonymous

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Mulan: We've only had WALL·E for a day and a half

Mulan: But if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Mulan #WALL-E #Source: Brooklyn Nine Nine

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Simba: I cannot even speak the name of the lion that murdered my father.

Merida: I don't give a fuck. His name is Scar.

Simba: Fucking Scar!

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Simba #Merida #Source: What we Do in the Shadows

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Evil Queen: You are drinking a deadly poison!

Ariel, sipping from a cup: ...What?

Evil Queen: That is the venom of a manticore mixed with the sting of a wyvern's tail!

Ariel: Oh no!

Ariel: *sip*

Evil Queen: STOP DRINKING IT!

Ariel: It's really good!

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Evil Queen #Ariel #Source: CollegeHumor

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(Tiana & Evil Queen deconstructing the components of an elixir)

Tiana: So many subtle aromas. Witch hazel... Cinnamon... Black tea... Each a natural remedy for inflammation! And among these astringents... *coughs* OOF! Oil of Vitriol.

Evil Queen: Oil of Vitriol? That's sulfuric acid! A common but powerful desiccant... That certainly explains the burning sensation.

Tiana: Your Highness, Did you tell Captain Jack to throw acid at you?

Evil Queen: Well, this has been surprisingly not a waste of time. I am going to leave now. I may call on your services again.

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Source: Bugsnax: the Isle of Bigsnax #Tiana #Evil Queen #Submission: clear-elphaba94

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Jack Sparrow: We've gotta try SOMETHING.

Jack Sparrow: And at every turn when I have a good idea someone tells me it's a crime!

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Source: College Humor #Jack Sparrow

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EVE: Well, I can't feel sad, but here's my best approximation of human crying.

EVE:

EVE: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Source: The Good Place #EVE

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Rapunzel: Okay, truth or dare?

Sully: Truth

Rapunzel: How many hours have you slept this week?

Sully: ...Dare

Rapunzel: Go to bed.

Sully: I don’t like this game.

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Rapunzel #James P Sullivan

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Rapunzel: Is that legal?

Aladdin: When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal.

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Source: Gravity Falls #Rapunzel #Aladdin

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Ursula: Maleficent, guess who's here.

Maleficent: The Fractured.

Ursula: Your husband.

Maleficent: I don't have a husband, call the Guardians.

Hades: Your ex-husband.

Maleficent: I'll call the guardians.

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Source: The Golden Girls #Ursula #Maleficent #Hades

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Tron: Well, Buzz, according to my calculations...

Buzz: What do they say, buddy?

Tron: You don't get no bitches.

Buzz: wHAAA--?!

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Tron #Buzz Lightyear

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Mickey: The Fractured even have their own bad Baymax. I'll show you. Hey, bad Baymax?

Fractured Baymax: What?

Mickey: Bad Baymax, where's the nearest cafe?

Fractured Baymax: Oh, that's a good question. It's up your mom's butt, you fat dink.

Rapunzel: What is even the purpose of a Baymax who behaves in such a manner??

Mickey: Unclear.

#Disney Mirrorverse #incorrect quotes #Mickey Mouse #Baymax #Rapunzel #Source: The Good Place