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Mr. Erskine: Arson? Oh, you mean crime brûlée.
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June: Trevor. Darling. Sweetheart. Light of my life.
Trevor: You’re angry with me, aren’t you?
June, smiling sweetly: Livid.
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Tommy: What are you doing?
Jack: Offering moral support.
Tommy: You have morals?
Jack: No, but I support those who do.
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Ellie: Are you good?
Marcie: In what sense?
Ellie: Generally.
Marcie: Oh, definitely not.
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Mr. Erskine: Mr. Barrow can’t trace it back to us.
Mr. White: Are you serious right now? Mr. Barrow traces everything back to us. He traces things we haven’t even done back to us.
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Trevor: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly
Mr. Poe: Honestly, fuck you
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Jack, sighing in relief: It’s over. We won. We’re free.
Rachel: Um.
Jonah: *points behind Jack where the Gray Ladies, Horned Head and the Men of the Rock are standing*
Jack: No, I’m not turning around. I said it’s over, so it’s over.
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The Railroad Man, cheerfully: You know, according to Schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead and alive.
Jerry: *staring at a coffin nervously*
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[At Milton Stapleton’s Funeral]
Mr. Crane: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*
Mr. Crane: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.
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The Railroad Man: I have GOT to go scary demon mode sometime
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Jack: Appalachia does not want me dead.
Jack: It doesn’t want me happy, but it does not want me dead.
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Anyone: Stop your addiction to being right!
Erebus Cain: Good advice for everyone who isn’t me
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The Railroad Man: I love you
Jerry: You literally told me I was the bane of your existence yesterday
The Railroad Man: That’s an unrelated fact
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[Concerning the food Georgie Triplet brought]
Granny Underwood: Don’t eat that.
Melvin: Oh yeah, gross, it’s been on the ground.
Granny Underwood: AND ITS POISON!!
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Mr. White: Where are we?
Mr. Erskine: I was following you.
Mr. White: No, I was following you!
Mr. Erskine: You were clearly ahead of me.
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Jack: I can explain.
D.L.: No, you can’t.
Jack: Okay.
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"Isn't that why you and yours walk these lonely paths avenging? Revenging? Just...venging in general?" I love you, Jack.
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