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Incorrect Quotes of the Valkyries Symphogear
Everything is Heiki Hecchara!An incorrect quotes blog for the symphogears. We accept submissions and are looking for new mods.
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I posted 170 times in 2021
159 posts created (94%)
11 posts reblogged (6%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 0.1 posts.
I added 607 tags in 2021
#symphogear - 163 posts
#incorrect quotes - 144 posts
#senki zesshou symphogear - 99 posts
#source: tumblr - 60 posts
#kazanari tsubasa - 27 posts
#yukine chris - 26 posts
#tachibana hibiki - 26 posts
#maria cadenzavna eve - 22 posts
#tsubasa kazanari - 21 posts
#source: twitter - 19 posts
Longest Tag: 90 characters
#to make this even funnier; pretend because of dur da blá and dainsleif that carol is irish
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
Cagliostro: "Girls live life on easy mode because they can just take feet pics to pay the bills."
Cagliostro: Dude, you can too. Exfoliate, shave your legs, paint your nails. You can take feet pics too.
45 notes • Posted 2021-08-13 01:47:46 GMT
#4
Maria: The main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when I put the pawn forward they say “ah I see you’re going for the bulgarian somersault” and then I try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, you’ve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves I’ll have won”.
52 notes • Posted 2021-08-16 01:21:15 GMT
#3
Cagliostro: Prelati told me I have to get a prostate exam…
Saint Germain: And this is my issue how?
Cagliostro: I NEED YOU TO HELP ME STUDY! I need to get a passing grade!!
Saint Germain:
Saint Germain: And you think I’d help you with something “pro-state”????? idiot.
57 notes • Posted 2021-10-21 19:30:14 GMT
#2
Hibiki: Undefeated in wizard duels thanks to my devastating countermagic where I close the distance and punch them in the chest 14 times while they try to read a paragraph from a book the size of briefcase. This sorcery shit is easy as hell.
75 notes • Posted 2021-09-15 01:22:01 GMT
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Finé: shh Don't bother me I'm pondering my orbs (touching my titties).
Everyone: ………
Finé: No one appreciates me.
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Chris: Do not believe any ratings that is less than 5. It’s a bagel spot with the most pleasant staff. What’s the last star you’re holding off. Is it the fat bagels were too big, too fresh, the cream was spread too generously. Stop being jerks.
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Maria: *has feelings*
Maria: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.
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Finé: I think you're just jealous of the overwhelming power that streams from THE ORB. It's not corrupting me at all.
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Carol: “Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves”. What a stupid fucking quote. I’m killing way more than two people, idiot.
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Elfnein: Hibiki-san. Were you aware? The trout population is very sensitive to changes to the environment. Including but not limited to: an asteroid impact with the energy of several million nuclear warheads.
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Hibiki: Oh shit! The trout population.
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Prelati: Just imagine he’s playing basketball, points at you, and says “This is for you.” and completely misses.
Tiki: ngl That would be so hot. I love pathetic men.
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Mod: Alright everyone. Settle down. We’ve been riding the high of the Finé Grab God’s Ass post for about three days now.
Finé: You’re welcome.
Mod: But now with the new attention, we have got to ramp up quote production. Here’s what I got.
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Mod: So, who wants it? Shirabe? You like food related quotes right?
Shirabe: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kirika: But that’s gross, though!
Mod: Noted. Chris?
Chris: I still haven’t forgiven you for the “two dogs eating spaghetti” post.
Mod: I gave you hazard pay! Whatever. Tsubasa? Hibiki?
Tsubasa: Absolutely not.
Hibiki: No one here would say this, Mod.
Mod: You may have a point… What about Mi-
Miku: What about who??
Mod: Nevermind!
Maria: Wait. Oh my god I know someone who’d be perfect. *whispers*
Mod: Maria, you’re a genius.
[Later]
Garie: This is disgusting. I love it.
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Mod: Alright everyone. Settle down. We’ve been riding the high of the Finé Grab God’s Ass post for about three days now.
Finé: You’re welcome.
Mod: But now with the new attention, we have got to ramp up quote production. Here’s what I got.
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Mod: So, who wants it? Shirabe? You like food related quotes right?
Shirabe: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kirika: But that’s gross, though!
Mod: Noted. Chris?
Chris: I still haven’t forgiven you for the “two dogs eating spaghetti” post.
Mod: I gave you hazard pay! Whatever. Tsubasa? Hibiki?
Tsubasa: Absolutely not.
Hibiki: No one here would say this, Mod.
Mod: You may have a point… What about Mi-
Miku: What about who??
Mod: Nevermind!
Maria: Wait. Oh my god I know someone who’d be perfect. *whispers*
Mod: Maria, you’re a genius.
[Later]
Garie: This is disgusting. I love it.
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Vanessa: If I ever accidentally said something relatable or good enough to trick you into following me, I truly apologize. I’m crying also.
Elsa and Milaarc: 😢😭
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Carol: Don’t wanna end this year on bad terms with anyone so if you have beef with me, die.
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youre kinda making too much sense here
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