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Tseng: I keep a picture of all of the Turks in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
Elena: Awwww-
Tseng: And I tell myself, “If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything.”
Elena: Oh.
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Tseng: We’ve got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Rufus: Reno, probably.
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Rufus: Christmas is cancelled.
Reno: You can’t cancel a holiday.
Rufus: Keep it up, Reno, and you’ll lose New Year’s too.
Reno: What does that mean?
Rufus: Tseng, take New Year’s away from Reno.
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Tseng: That’s ridiculous, Elena doesn’t have a crush on me.
Reno: Yes she does.
Rude: Yes she does.
Elena: Yes I do.
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Shotgun: [to Sephiroth] I really gotta get you laid. If I have to plow that furrow myself, so be it.
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Shotgun: You blow-dry your hair?
Sephiroth: Sorry, did I wake you up?
Shotgun: You blow-dry your hair?
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Reno: [waving a laser pointer around Elena's legs] Oh my gosh, the death dog is attacking your legs, you're gonna die!
Elena: Maybe it has something to do with that little red dot dancing around down there.
Reno: Oh my gosh, the death laser is attacking your legs, you're gonna die!
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Tseng: He's annoyed by her, doesn't respect her as a Turk, constantly insults her.
Veld: That's Rufus’s version of courtship.
Tseng: ...Oh, god, he's been wooing me for years.
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Hollander: You present me with a two-pronged road. One leads to hell! And the other also leads to Hell!
Genesis: Choose wisely!
Hollander: But meaty fool that you are, you do not realize that I can simply walk off the fucking road!
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Genesis: Little girls kiss frogs and expect them to turn into you.
Sephiroth: I'm not that good-looking.
Genesis: Yeah, you are.
Angeal: You kinda are.
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Reno: Here’s what I don’t get.
Elena: We’re gonna be here all night.
Reno: Rude!
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Soooo.... I meant to queue up that last post, so sorry for the unscheduled quote. 🙃
I’ve been doing this for how long and I still don’t know how to run this silly blog???
This is probably why Shin-Ra won’t give me a promotion.
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Cissnei: What do you believe in?
Rufus: Myself.
Cissnei: Why'd I even ask?
Rufus: And you. And Tseng. My Turks.
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Hsvfibf sorry that was my fault! I thought I typed in House also. Whoops!
Lol, no worries!! :3
I make silly mistakes like that literally all the time, and someone will always catch it! Especially with tags, it's a super easy fix.
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That quote with “let me ring up the homies” is from House M.D also. I didn’t notice if you noticed that the tag just says M.D.
Ah, thank you for this! Whoever sent in the submission tagged it just as "M.D." so that is what I also tagged it. I had a sneaking suspicion that was the case, but I don't know everything so for sourcing I tend to trust what the submission notes say. :3
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Rufus: Rude, you gotta steal this thing for me.
Rude: Let me ring up one of the homies.
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Reno: Okay, so if you were being burned at the stake, and someone handed you a gun, what would you do?
Genesis: I'd shoot the people holding the torches.
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