Dear SOLDIER Drug Lord,
Please give Lazard and only Lazard enough crack to put him at the level of a third and turn him loose on the floor.
Thank you,
Anon
P.s. I love your stuff you are amazing
Sephiroth: Zack, did you dispose of the apprehended drugs from our mission earlier.
Zack: Yup! Got rid of them just like you said.
Sephiroth: Oh good. So you burned them.
Zack: Burned them? No, I just hid them so no one will be able to find and use them ever again.
Sephiroth:
Zack: Fires are bad for the environment!
Sephiroth: Wh...where did you hide them?
Zack: In Lazard's office for safekeeping. I dumped out the sugar by the coffee machine and put the crack in there. You know, since he quit sugar and all. It's not like he'll accidentally take crack haha.
*There's a commotion, and then Rufus Shinra runs by screaming. Lazard chases after him with a large rock*
Lazard: I'M GOING TO CAIN AND ABEL YOUR ASS
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I guess I forgot to even post about this because I just have taken for granted all the obsessive details me and @altocat have discussed about Glenn in Rebirth…..but….
….in this shot (ha….shot), the background looks coastal, kinda like the Wutai/Rhadore area. Glenn is wearing the same cloak as here…..
…when he confronts Sephiroth….
And based on his face, it’s younger Glenn. So uh.
Did Rufus shooting Glenn happen right after the Ever Crisis sequence? Were they in Wutai still??
And who is Glenn facing here to allow Rufus to sneak up and shoot? Or is he just walking away?
If he is facing someone, well….
The Rebirth Ultimania apparently clarified that Sephiroth uses the black-robed men to mess with Cloud. The Glenn spectre that torments Rufus is also a black robe, and Seph is again revealed to be behind it, meaning that this dialogue….
….is also Seph. He knows Glenn was shot in the back and murdered, despite the deed being Rufus’ tight-lipped secret in Rebirth. Did Seph figure it out from the Lifestream?? Maybe, but he also could have witnessed it.
Now the question is, was this some big confrontation between these three characters and will we see this scene where Glenn dies at the end of The First Soldier? Or will we have to wait till part three? WHAT IS GOING ON.
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tried making a rufus gif
HELL YEA this is exactly the gif i wanted too
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New FF7 Stickers!!
Circle Stickers of the FF7 Soldiers with colorful cat headphones!
Made a bun up version of Sephiroth for fun!
May do the other turks if people are interested in them
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Shinra propaganda goes hard ngl
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i wanna play rebirth so bad <3
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Compilation of all my Shinra member's art countdown without text l~
Enjoy fam!!!
Also Happy FF7R Release Day, worldwide!!!🔥
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rebirth villains, summarized: no cloud belongs to me >:(
like, bruh
leave this man’s autonomy aloooooneeee
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Not sure if a wedding headcanon has been done already, but Genesis arranges a surprise wedding for Sephiroth and Rufus as a prank. The others are in on it. Zack could be the flower girl, Reno makes the toasts, Angeal could marry them. Director Lazard could be the guest of honor against his will
If he wanted to be really evil, perhaps Hojo could walk Sephiroth down the aisle. 🤭
• Sephiroth and Rufus don't like each other but decide to go along with the prank because "oh well, everyone's already here, might as well"
• Zack had been tasked with picking up the marriage documents.
• Zack didn't understand that this was supposed to be a fake wedding, with a FAKE marriage certificate.
• Sephiroth and Rufus sign it.
• Angeal notices that it's real and points this out to the grooms, informing them that they are actually married now.
• Cut to an hour later when the paramedics, police, and fire department show up to the Shinra building to aid in the fake wedding that ended with crime scene tape, a chalk outline of Zack Fair, Lazard having a stroke, Genesis popping a bottle of champagne to celebrate "the best thing that could've happened ever" that ended with a cork in Angeal's eye, Reno giving a witness interview to the local news, and Sephiroth and Rufus in handcuffs, except Rufus has been passed out for the last 40 minutes and might actually be deceased.
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Happy Holidays!
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