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Lalwen: You know what’s funny about Finarfin? He's my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder, probably.

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Feanor: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

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Fingolfin, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Finarfin: Tea. Fingolfin: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Lalwen: Guys, Feanor is missing.

Findis: Good.

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Findis: You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Feanor: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

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Finrod: Are you ever going to listen to me? Galadriel: Yes. Absolutely. Finrod: When? Galadriel: When you’re right.

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Amras: Some people are like slinkies.

Maedhros: What?

Amras: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Maedhros:

Maedhros: Please don’t push Amrod down the stairs.

Amras, pushing Amrod down the stairs: Too late.

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Ingwe Ingweron: Sure, you’re verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of Manwe?

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Beren: Good morning! 

Elu Thingol, checking his watch: Correct.

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Elu Thingol: Don’t joke about murder. I was murdered once, and it offends me.

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Curufin: My father's name is just mine as well, so I'm technically Curufinwe Jr. Angrod: But who comes up when you look up Curufinwe on Google? Finrod: That's what I thought! Finrod: One Curufinwe to rule them all!

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Curufin: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this! Maedhros: Apparently, we're not.

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Maglor, Finrod & Caranthir: *screaming* Maedhros: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Caranthir?! Maglor: Wait, why are you asking Caranthir that, when Finrod and I are also here? Maedhros: Because Caranthir wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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Nerdanel: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.

Feanor, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

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Finrod: Are you ever going to listen to me? Galadriel: Yes. Absolutely. Finrod: When? Galadriel: When you're right.

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Ingwe Ingweron: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of Manwe?

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Curufin: "It's easy to forget what sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

Caranthir: Opposite over hypotenuse.

Caranthir: Idiot.

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