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"False alarm. Still invincible."

-Josh, probably

#incorrect unit: the new series #josh carter #incorrect unit quotes #source: texts from last night

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Osgood: Agh, that was one of your better crashes.

Josh: Osgood, you know that I never crash, I have--

Osgood: --'Very exciting landings', thanks for reminding me.

#incorrect unit: the new series #incorrect unit quotes #osgood #josh carter #source: star wars rebels

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(During a combat training mission)

Josh: Ah, I think Kate may be down.

Kate, over radio: Who threw that fucking stun grenade?! Don't throw as you fucking go, there are people around the FUCKING BUILDINGS! ARE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS?!

Josh: ...Never mind.

#incorrect unit: the new series #incorrect unit quotes #josh carter #kate stewart #source: sovietwomble

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(Josh is being outfitted with prototype equipment)

Josh: So, how reliable is this, exactly?

Osgood: Technically, I don't even know if it works. But, let's face it. I invented it. So, it works.

#incorrect unit: the new series #incorrect unit #incorrect unit quotes #osgood #josh carter #source: agent carter

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josh when parallel universe osgood talks about killing sam

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kate when josh so much glances at osgood

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unit when osgood is gone for two (2) hours

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kate when yet another alien from unit’s past starts to invade

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Carter: Don’t worry, Kate won’t be able to trace it back to us.

Bishop: Are you kidding? She traces everything back to us! She traces things we didn’t even do back us!

#incorrect unit: the new series #incorrect unit quotes #josh carter #sam bishop #source: derry girls

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Carter, dryly: I’m picking up your sarcasm.

Kate: well, I should hope so, because I’m laying it on pretty thick.

#incorrect unit: the new series #incorrect unit quotes #josh carter #kate stewart #source: tommy boy

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Kate: Nobody say a word to anybody.

Carter: Well, that sounds reasonable.

Kate: What did I just say?

#incorrect unit: the new series #incorrect unit quotes #kate stewart #josh carter #source: schitt's creek

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Osgood: Do you have any idea what 300 hours of uninterrupted conciousness does to a man? At one point I was convinced I saw the face of God!

Osgood: Turns out it was just the night janitor. Gave him a hell of an ego boost.

#incorrect unit: the new series #incorrect unit quotes #osgood #source: sword art online abridged

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Osgood: McGillop, there are no snacks left in the break room!

Carter: I’m literally right here.

#incorrect unit: the new series #incorrect unit quotes #osgood #mcgillop #josh carter #source: unknown

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Kate: Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never hated Christmas.

Kate: He hated people, which is fair.

#incorrect unit: the new series #incorrect unit quotes #kate stewart #source: twitter

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Latest Hostile Alien: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!

Kate: My happiness?

Kate, to Osgood: I’m happy?

#incorrect unit: the new series #incorrect unit quotes #kate stewart #osgood #source: unknown

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Carter: Sweatpants are just boneless jeans.

Kate: For the last time, s h u t  u p.

#incorrect unit: the new series #incorrect unit quotes #josh carter #kate stewart #source: unknown

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Carter: Change is inedible.

Osgood: Don't you mean inevitable?

Carter: [spitting out coins] I do not.

#incorrect unit: the new series #incorrect unit quotes #josh carter #osgood #source: twitter