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Nat: Why aren’t you doing anything?

Rowan: Minimalism

#Nathalie Kirbey #Rowan Tandel #source: tumblr

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O: Are you okay?

Chessie: ..................................... in theory.

#Ophelia Atanas #Chessie Abernathy #source: unknown

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Rowan: You have to learn to love yourself.

Chessie: ????????????? Don’t you fucking hate yourself?

Rowan: Yea but this is about you, stay focused.

#Rowan Tandel #Chessie Abernathy #source: twitter

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I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Monty asked me what the Spanish word for torilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Quinn trying to convince the media that he and Monty are dating.

#quinn archibald #monty santos #source: tumblr

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Bishop: Who’s gonna take us to the prom? There’s no one that wants to go to the prom with us.

Sebastian: Come on! Picture it! You pull up in a white stallion of a limo, you got fine-ass honey’s with you, you dress to the nines with your best buds! Doves fly out behind you, slow motion!

Bishop: Doves? Why doves?

Sebastian: ‘Cause doves… make you look…like a badass, that’s why!

#monty santos #sebastian o'riley #Bishop Kirbey #h e l p this is fucking hilarious lmao

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Bishop: Do you even know the Miranda rights?

Sebastian: Look it obviously starts with you have the right to remain silent… And then, um… I think it sounds something like, um…

Monty: [whispers] You have the right to an attorney.

Sebastian: Oh, right! You have the right to remain… an attorney.

Rowan: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?

Monty: You do have the right to be an attorney. If you want to…

#monty santos #Bishop Kirbey #sebastian o'riley #Rowan Tandel #source: 21 jump street

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Your secret is safe with me, largely because I don’t care and I’ll probably forget.

Beau, probably.

#source: the mindy project #Beau Buchanan

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Ben: I’m going to ask you to be respectful.

Chessie: I will politely decline.

#source: psych #ben vanderbilt #Chessie Abernathy

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I’m gonna take a nap. See you in 10 hours.

Rowan, probably.

#source: 30 rock #Rowan Tandel

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Sheridan [to Tate]: Oh my God, those look great. And I bet they’d look even better on Monty's floor.

Monty: Are you hitting on Tate for me?

#Sheridan Carrington #tate rodriguez #monty santos #source: parks and rec

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Buffy: The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my writing to better express myself. Winky face.

#buffy seymour #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Chessie: Well aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice?

Quinn: Well aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and.... um.....

Chessie: No, you go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll admit that we're friends.

#source: community #Chessie Abernathy #quinn archibald

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Sebastian: I'm not so good at the small talk.

Ben: Me neither, I like big talk. So what's your deal?

Sebastian: That's not small talk.

Ben: What's your deal and is God dead?

#sebastian o'riley #ben vanderbilt #source: community

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How often do you sin?

I don't sin: Wren, Monty, Nathalie

I sin a little: Sheridan, Beau, King, Finn

I sin sometimes: O, Arlo, Ben, Tate

I sin a lot: Bishop, Quinn, Buffy

I am sinning right now: Chessie, Sebastian, Rowan

#this is a little different but I thought it was fun and funny #idk how everyone feels about their sorting but I did my best lmao #wren abernathy #monty santos #Nathalie Kirbey #Sheridan Carrington #Beau Buchanan #King Kirbey #finn smythe #Ophelia Atanas #arlo vasquez #ben vanderbilt #tate rodriguez #Bishop Kirbey #quinn archibald #buffy seymour #Chessie Abernathy #sebastian o'riley #Rowan Tandel #source: tumblr

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Sheridan: What a week, huh?

Ben: Sheridan, it's Wednesday.

#Sheridan Carrington #ben vanderbilt

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Bishop: You're irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Rowan: Well, that’s just your personal opinion because I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Monty: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

#source: new girl #monty santos #Rowan Tandel #Bishop Kirbey

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Arlo [texting]: You know you don’t have to sign your name on texts.

Wren: Dear Arlo, Suggestion noted. Sincerely, W.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #wren abernathy #arlo vasquez