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I’m sorry- WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?? someone needs to send me a video or something omg

So…let me make sure I have this right.

Michael Sheen was shown a picture of young David Tennant as Romeo and promptly proceeded to gasp and Aziraphale moan out loud in response.

On national television.

Like David was a six-course feast at the Ritz spread out in front of him.

Okay. Just wanted to make sure that actually happened…

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The Peculiar Affair of the Nanny & the Gardener (Aziraphale x Crowley & Reader)

(A/N) Artwork does not belong to me I couldn’t find a gif of both of them as Brother Francis and Nanny Ashtoreth. I found this on Pinterest, if anyone has a link to the artist please let me know and I’ll put in a source.  

You had been working as a maid for the Dowlings for a short while. Apparently, they had a son who at the time had been only four. You had found young Warlock to be a sweet boy, a little naïve, but sweet.

About a year later, you heard from Thaddeus Dowling’s chauffeur that the boy was to have a new nanny, and also that a gardener was to be hired. It had been a huge and double surprise that the nanny was…nothing like you’d expected. You had expected someone who was very much like a teacher, not a gothic looking Mary Poppins. Nanny Ashtoreth looked strict but really laid back. She had odd teachings, let’s get that right. You’d overheard strange topics, in the library one day, such as Armageddon, torture and misery. At the time you’d shrugged it off, thinking nothing of it but then you heard the chatter again and thought maybe it was best to speak with Warlock’s mother about it.

You didn’t.

When you saw the gardener, you couldn’t help but be astounded by the look. He looked like something out of a Jane Eyre novel or that he had somehow time travelled from the 1800’s or early 1900’s. Unlike Nanny Ashtoreth, the gardener, Brother Francis, was absolutely charming. So polite. He got along with Warlock very well as you’d seen them talking out in the gardens like he was a mentor. In the staff house, he was always found chatting with the other staff members at the home. One member of the staff that Francis seemed to get along with, surprisingly, was Nanny Ashtoreth.

There were a few moments where you had spotted them together in a corner of the room, talking in hushed tones. Several times you were sure that they were quite intimate. Almost as if in the short time they’d been working in the Dowling Household, they’d become an item. You found it sweet. One time, you spotted from an upstairs window the two of them conversing once again as they and Warlock sat outside. Then out of nowhere Francis pulled out a bunch of flowers and handed them to the nanny. She had taken them with pink cheeks, sniffing them. After a minute or three of them looking at one another in pure admiration, Francis excused himself and got back to work. Later on, the bouquet was found on a mantle piece, wilted and dry.

Seven months after Brother Francis and Nanny Ashtoreth’s employment, you had agreed to go on an errand for the cook. You had just arrived on the premisis and on your way to the kitchens. You had just closed the door from the back when you heard voices.

“…so, do you think we have a chance in getting away with this?” asked a voice.

“I sure hope so, angel.” answered a second voice. “A little while longer and one more report to them and we’ll be laughing.”

“Good. And that means we can sweep this whole thing under the rug. No more ‘End of the World’ stuff and we can get back to doing what we were doing before.”

You felt goosebumps crawl along your skin. Did one of them call the other 'angel’? And what the fuck did they mean by the end of the world?

You shuffled a little further to the voices and peered round the corner. Your eyes widened in recognition as you saw Brother Francis and Nanny Ashtoreth standing close together by the stairs that led to the upper floor.

Who were these people?

The second voice, Nanny Ashtoreth, chuckled. “Don’t you mean 'get back to whom were were doing?”

Brother Francis, owner of the first voice, blushed darkly. “I don’t know what you mean.”

“Sure you don’t, angel. By the way you were screaming my name the other night, I’d say you do know.”

“C-Crowley…not now, dear.”

Your heart leapt at this. The sudden thought of the two of them lying naked in a lush bed, sweat gleaming on their skin, red rose cheeks and panting from a post orgasmic…

You shook your head free of those thoughts. Now was not the time to be thinking of your fellow colleagues in a such a fashion!

If these two men weren’t a nanny or a gardener, just who were they?

“Crowley, please.” said 'Brother Francis’. “Anyone could walk in at any moment.”

Looking round again, you saw that – Crowley? – had backed 'Brother Francis against the wall and was staring at the white blonde male like a lavish meal.

“Everyone else is busy.” said Nanny Ashtoreth – or Crowley – his voice lowering to a slight growl. Or was it a hiss? “Just you and me.”

Your eyes widened, almost like saucers, as Crowley leaned in and planted a hard kiss against 'Brother Francis’s’ lips.

Holy shit!

'Brother Francis moaned against the 'nanny’s’ lips his hands gripping on to the other coat like a life line. The 'nanny’ broke the kiss and started to trail kisses along 'Francis’s’ jawline to his throat.

“I want you so much, angel. I want you to take me.”

You had to slap a hand to your mouth to stop the squeal that tried to escape. Oh, my god, this was too much!

“I want you take me exactly like you took me in the wheat fields.”

“Crowley…”

“Aziraphale?”

“Please.”

“Nanny Ashtoreth?”

The moment was broken as a voice rang out from the hallway. The two lowers jumped apart and began to straighten their rumpled clothes.

“Nanny Ashtoreth, are you here?” It was Mrs Dowling and the sound of distant footsteps were growing closer and closer. You had to get out of here without being spotted. But how?

“Go.” 'Brother Francis’ said.

“I’ll head out the back door.”

Shit, you were at the back door! Reaching out, you opened the door as though you were stepping inside and shut it closed again. You walked forwards and almost bumped into the gardener.

“Oh, (Y/N). I am sorry, dear girl. Didn’t see you there.”

“Oh, it’s all right.” you replied a smile. You were hoping to God that the blush on your cheeks were gone. The blush on 'Brother Francis’s’ had not. “Well, I better go to the kitchens. Otherwise cook with have tantrum. 

“Very well, miss. I’ll see you at dinner.”

Oh, this was going to be a little bit awkward.

“Yes. Right. I’ll see you soon, Brother Francis.”

“Ta-ra, Miss (Y/N).”

You both departed, you to the kitchens and 'Brother Francis to the gardens.

What was it the nanny had called him? 

Aziraphale?

(A/N): anyone wants me to do a part two, let me know and I’ll get started. Hope you enjoyed!! 

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like if you save

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Ian Malcolm

Icons.

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More Goldblum icons ☁️ not mine obviously tho 🙄

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I LOVE THIS OMG THANK NEIL THANK HEAVENS FOR MAKING THIS HAPPEN

A new Good Omens audiobook is coming!!!  ❤ :)

A brand new full cast audiobook production of the classic collaboration from internationally bestselling authors Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett starring Rebecca Front as the Narrator, Michael Sheen as Aziraphale, and David Tennant as Crowley.

Length: 12.6 hours

Cast:

Supernatural Beings

Rebecca Front: Narrator

Michael Sheen: Aziraphale

David Tennant: Crowley

Humans

Katherine Kingsley: Anathema Device

Arthur Darvill: Newton Pulsifer

Peter Forbes: Shadwell

Gabrielle Glaister: Madame Tracy and Agnes Nutter

Them

Louis Davison: Adam

Pixie Davis: Pepper

Chris Nelson: Wensleydale

Ferdinand Frisby Williams: Brian

Ensemble

Adjoa Andoh, Allan Corduner, Kobna Holdbrook-Smith, Josh Hopkins, Lorelei King, Matt Reeves, and Lemn Sissay

Release date: November 2 2021

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oh to be a tired but relieved soldier coming home from war catching sight of his beautiful girlfriend who he is going steady with from a distance then growing excited and running towards her happily and lifting her in my arms and kissing her passionately glad to be back at home. glad to be around to just hold her and let her know just how much I love her like jeff goldblum and will smith’s character in independence day 

#that's gay #wlw #pride #independence day #jeff goldblum #will smith #been watching so many goldblum movies #i live for jeff content #in class right now but who cares #imagines #soldier coming home from war #just daydreaming and romanticizing things again #wow our teacher is dismissing us and I can finally have my lunch #bisexual as hell

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can someone please send me the full episode of david and michael on there's something about movies?

I tried looking for it on youtube but could not find it anywhere. my instagram is nesie.noodles you'll know it's me because my recent post is of me holding a bi pride flag and smiling oh and there's also a picture I took of hogwarts when I went to universal studios osaka back in either 2019 or 2018, I think? help someone out will you? to everyone reading this, you’re my last and only hope.

#why am I being so dramatic #david and michael #david tennant #michael sheen #there's something about movies #alan carr #help me out pls #nesie.noodles on instagram #we gays love to make a big deal out of everything #only joking

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Small animation from Good Omens that I've made recently. I really wanted to post it sooner, but i took me two weeks to finish it. I've made 3 versions, because i couldn't decide which one looks the best.

If anyone is interested, whole animation was made in Clip Studio Paint. I hope you enjoy ❤️

My instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vvelociartptor/

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Good Omens Season 2 - what we know so far

(I shall update the post as new info emerges)

Source for Season 2:

Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman started planning sequel to the book in 1989 - even before it has been published. But because they careers took off and they had an ocean in the  between them, it was never realized it in the 90s. In 2005 they made another plans to write in a year or so but in 2007 Terry was diagnosed with Alzheimer so again the the plans did not come into fruition. 

Neil is taking what he planned with Terry and is co-writing the second season of the show with John Finnemore, a british comedy writer and actor.

How long has it been in the making:

When was decision to make it made? - in 2010 (!!!) when Terry and Neil agreed to let people go forward with making Good Omens as a TV show, they talked about the shape of the show as a whole and where it would go.

Neil stared plotting it three years ago in 2018, a year before the first season came out.

Cast and crew:

The casting begun 15 months ago (!) - so in March 2020 but it still seems to be in progress - with Suzanne Smith as the casting director :).

Writing: Neil Gaiman and co-writer John Finnemore.

Showrunners: Neil Gaiman and Douglas Mackinnon (who directed and executive produced the first season) are going to co-showrun.

Executive producers: Neil Gaiman, Douglas Mackinnon, Rob Wilkins, John Finnemore and Josh Cole (BBC Studios Productions’ Head of Comedy).

Music: David G. Arnold, the music composer for S1 is returning.

Director of photography: Gavin Finney is returning.

Actors: The only actors confirmed so far have been David Tennant and Michael Sheen.

Production: BBC Studios Productions, Amazon Studios, Narrativia and The Blank Corporation

!!! There are paid traineeships working on in, more info here. 

When and where does the filming takes place:

The filming will begin later this year. The entire second season will be shot in Scotland - it’s based in Bathgate and the central belt..

There will be six episodes.

The plot:

From Neil’s blog: There are so many questions people have asked about what happened next (and also, what happened before) to our favourite Angel and Demon. Here are, perhaps, some of the answers you’ve been hoping for. As Good Omens continues, we will be back in Soho, and all through time and space, solving a mystery which starts with one of the angels wandering through a Soho street market with no memory of who they might be, on their way to Aziraphale’s bookshop. (Although our story actually begins about five minutes before anyone had got around to saying “Let there be Light”.)

From Neil’s instagram: Game on! There are mysteries, histories, secrets revealed and Something Too Terrible To Be Revealed on the way. Also a cardboard box.

From the BBC website: The new season will explore storylines that go beyond the original source material to illuminate the uncanny friendship between Aziraphale, a fussy angel and rare book dealer, and the fast-living demon Crowley. Having been on Earth since The Beginning and with the Apocalypse thwarted, Aziraphale and Crowley are getting back to easy living amongst mortals in London’s Soho when an unexpected messenger presents a surprising mystery.

Neil said that ‘it will be set all over the world. Or at least, it leaves Soho occasionally. Sort of.’

Not much info yet, but it seems that after the Flop-Apocalypse Crowley and Aziraphale are back to their nice life amongst the mortals when an amnesiac angel appears in Soho. There will be mysteries and we will again visit the past - even before ‘Let there be Light’ (fingers crossed for more Aziraphale and Crowley through history and the angel Crowley :))). There will also be something called ‘Something Too Terrible To Be Revealed’ which sounds very ominous and also a cardboard box is important.

Also, the unwritten sequel was supposed to be called ‘668: The Neighbour of the Beast’ and after the end the boys were supposed to share a cottage in South Downs :).

Promos:

We have a poster:

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I will now be incorporating the word “wahey” into my day to day vernacular thank you for this david and michael

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I saw this and knew I had to reblog it. 

Love their banter :)) ❤.

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BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILLIGHT

Do you ever remember that Seth Meyers' response to the question, "In a perfect world, would you and Stefon be together?"

was, "It is a perfect world, and we are."

and just cry because nothing will ever be more beautiful?

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The USC panel honoring bill just ended and it was so good. If you didn’t get a chance to watch it the whole thing was recorded! i've linked it down below on youtube

There he is. Our master of comedy 🥺

Here’s a link to an article all about it, including his acceptance speech

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