Me:
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Tony: do you play any sports?
Peter: i run away from my feelings
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Odin: Everyone always asks me, "how do you handle this bunch of deities?"
Odin: The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever.
Odin: This morning, Thor called my name, and when I showed up to see what was going on, Loki shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.
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Loki: If the multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't.
Odin: The multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations.
Loki: Except in the universe where it does.
Thor: I'm having an aneurysm.
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Loki: Do you trust me?
Thor: No.
Loki: I'll take that as a yes.
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Thor: I mistrust anyone who doesn’t like chocolate.
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Tony: Do you want the short answer or the long answer?
Peter: Short.
Tony: No.
Harley: The long answer?
Tony: Nooooooooooooo.
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This suit is beautiful I'm never gonna shut up about it
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#HE DIDN’T COMEBACK FOR THIS SHIT #ALWAYS AN AVENGER
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I was in the theater watching Endgame obsessing about this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aw heck ye.
(via @alexquintanilla on twitter)
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Police Officer: Turn around.
holland: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never comin’ round
Police Officer: TURN AROUND
holland: Every now an-
*Gets tased*
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