Perfect reasoning.
Being polite is so rare these days that its often confused with flirting.
This is why I never am polite - people just simply are morons.
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Really? That's great, Carson. I'm happy for you.
[PM] It wasn't until now,
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Whatever.
...Are you okay?
It wasn't until now,
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Took ya this long?
It wasn't until now,
I realized how much life actually can suck. So bad.
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Awh, aha. I've just been with my boyfriend.
Being single sucks.
I’m not, actually. I’m in LA.
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I'm not, actually. I'm in LA.
Being single sucks.
Oh, that’s a bummer.
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Oh, that's a bummer.
Being single sucks.
Oh, you’re single now, gorgeous?
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Oh, you're single now, gorgeous?
Being single sucks.
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FMCK: Carson, Quinn, Campbell, Cameron.
Oh, fuck. Okay.
Fuck: Cameron.
Marry: Quinn, I guess.
Kiss: Carson…?
Cuddle: Campbell.
Well, that was really fucking weird.
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Let's Play Fuck, Marry, Cuddle, Kiss (give me four names)
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Really? But it's just an itsy bitsy spider.
I haven't seen a spider around this house for hours now.
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Wait- what the fuck?
I haven't seen a spider around this house for hours now.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY PLANNING?!
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TEXT || Carsette
Carson: You wish -.-'
Carson: Bye.
Cosette: I know so. -.-
Cosette: Bye.
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TEXT || Carsette
Carson: Don't call me that. It's tacky.
Carson: And I won't have time. Ever.
Carson: Ever again.
Carson: Ever, ever, ever.
Carson: Again.
Carson: Okay, maybe.
Cosette: The fact that it's tacky is *why* I call you it, /C/.
Cosette: I think it's funny how you kept saying 'ever. Because fact of the matter is, we both know you will. You'd miss me to much! :P
Cosette: Now please fucking go before I rip your throat out.
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