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So cute!!

Seven Inches - Starker Tailor!AU

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Wrote this piece for the lovely bean Lien for a very unplanned fic exchanged that somehow blew itself into existence! <3 She needed a tailor!au in her life. Well, here ya go sweetie!

Summary: Peter’s hands are a little shaky as he wraps the tape measure around Tony’s chest and huffs a frustrated breath when the tips of his fingers slip past his ribcage. “Kid, it’s okay. You can touch me,” Tony smirks, clearly amused at Peter’s awkward attempts to avoid touching him.

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Aside from being in college and keeping his neighborhood safe in the evening hours, Peter Parker works in May’s Tailoring shop as a Tailor In Learning. One day, Tony Stark, Peter’s all-time-favorite idol, sets foot in the shop. It doesn’t take long for Peter to figure out Tony wants more than a suit.

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Seven Inches

Peter hums along with the soft beat of Señorita as he hits the ‘send’ button for yet another order. The man that had been here earlier had wanted a special jacquard wedding suit. Peter loves tailoring wedding suits. Loves it when his customers have specific requests. In the end, they opted for a black tropical print as that matches the man’s dark slicked-back hair perfectly. The print is going to look perfect on the jacquard fabric and he can’t wait to see the end result of this particular piece. He hopes the man will love it but he feels pretty sure about this one. He glances at the clock behind him and smiles. Two more hours to kill before he gets to go home and finally play that new video game with Ned. His best friend had been bragging about for weeks in a row now. It’s hard balancing working in May’s shop, attending lectures, and studying to pass his exams and on top of that also being Spider-Man at night. Ned understands that Peter doesn’t have a lot of time to spend with him, but whenever they do it’s definitely some high-end quality time. 

Peter looks up startled at the jingling noise indicating that another customer has walked into the shop. Peter looks up from his clipboard and a smile immediately finds its way onto his face. After years of working in May’s shop, it has become an automatic reaction. A Pavlov reaction to the bell. Peter grins at the thought. “Good afternoon, Sir, welcome to-” Peter’s voice catches in his throat when he sees that the man is no one other than Mr. Tony Stark. He gulps and mentally kicks himself for his reaction. “-welcome to May’s Tailoring, how may I help you?” Mr. Stark sends him his characteristically charming smirk and doesn’t answer right away. Instead, he eyes at Peter, causing the boy’s cheeks to flush. “You’re not May Parker, are you?” Peter is dumbfounded for a moment until he spots the man’s playful demeanor and laughter bubbles up in his throat. He shakes his head sheepishly and relaxes. “No, Sir. Peter. Peter Parker. I work here every now and then.” “How convenient. You’re her son?” “Nephew.” “Fair, fair-” Tony teases and walks up to the counter, still eyeing him. “We must’ve missed each other the other times I’ve been here, I-”

“You’ve been here?” Peter blurts only then realizing his mistake. “I-I’m sorry, Sir. I didn’t mean to pry, I just-” Peter cuts himself off before he makes this situation even worse. He always told himself he’d act cool if he would ever meet his idol. Well, so far for keeping it casual. Mr. Stark must get this all the time and Peter wishes he’d been able to contain himself instead of exposing his inner fangirl from the very first second. Tony waves it off nonchalantly. “Don’t stress it, kid. I’m flattered.” He clears his throat to break the slight tension. “I need a new suit, obviously. Do you take measurements too or are you only in here for sales?” “No, no I do. Aren’t your measurements in our system already, Mr. S-” “No.” Peter cocks an eyebrow at the man and the billionaire rolls his eyes. “Well, they are. However, I’m not exactly consistent in my health habits so,” he gestures at his own body. “-I want to make sure it actually fits.” “Of course. What are you looking for?” Peter opens the right tab in the computer’s system to fill our the information and have a quick check at the old numbers anyways. Any reference would only make his job easier. He can’t believe May never told him about this. She knows just how obsessed he is with the CEO of Stark Industries, or Iron Man. Both. The dark-haired man in front of him is both genius and hot. Peter looks up to him, only hoping to ever be that smart or handsome. He sighs quietly and a faint smile plays on his lips. This, this is exactly why his aunt kept it in the dark.

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and the oscar goes to…

Steve Masterlist

you win an oscar, and steve congratulates you in his own special way.

content warning: actor!steve x actress!reader, smut (fingering, oral, thigh-riding, sex) daddy!steve, light dom/sub dynamic, overstimulation, praise kink, fluff

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Your agent is in good spirits tonight; she’s convinced you’re winning. You, on the other hand, are not so sure. The competition this year is incredible, and this is the first movie you’ve been in that’s ever been up for an Academy Award, so you’re just ecstatic that you actually got nominated for Best Actress.

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You know, I’m probably gonna get a lot of people who are like “duh” but this just occurred to me.

Hela is the reason Odin was so hard on Thor in the first movie! He banished her for the greed and power she took for granted. When he wanted to stop and take care of his realms, she wanted more. Thor was starting along that path.

He was getting to high a mighty, he was expecting things. Odin, seeing it, thought of Hela and was determined to keep Thor from doing the same. So when Odin banished him, Thor was able to see that he could be a good king, the ruler of peace that Odin wanted and Asgard needed him to be. So when Hela breaks his hammer (I’m sorry I don’t know how to spell or say it, don’t be mad at me) he feels lost. But it takes his father to remind him that he doesn’t need to be like Hela, doesn’t need to be dependant on the hammer to be powerful. Hela was dependant on the throne of Asgard to be strong. Thor learned he was powerful enough. He just needed to learn where to use that power.

I just noticed this and I’ll add that onto the parenting tips I’m seeing more and more from Odin.

marvel meme » ¼ movies » thor: ragnarok

#marvel #odin #thor odinson #thor #thor ragnorak

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CAN WE JUST TALK FOR A MOMENT!!!!!

So you know in Thor: Dark World when he brings Jane to Asgard cause she’s not well and she’s in the Soul Forge... Cause she’s being all brainey and she’s so freaking cute when she’s talking and you can tell this is exciting for her and she looks at Thor with that cute brainey... “Does the Soul Forge transfer mollecular energy from one place to another? Quantum Field Generator,” and you can see, even with how worried Thor is, he still melts because that’s his Jane.

#thor the dark world #thor #jane #marvel

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Hell yeah.

LOOK AT WHAT TOM HOLLAND POSTED IN REGARDS TO SPIDEY STAYING IN THE MCU FJDJKDJD

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Tony did say he made the suit to showcase what Steve has. So he obviously wanted to showcase that. 

steve’s ass is so perky that it touches the back of the shield when he wears it on his back 😭

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He extra as hell but like, damn that's hot.

steve “drama queen” rogers

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I am not even asking for his happiness, even though he damn well deserves it  │ (insp.)

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I may love the relationship Steve and Bucky have, but I love the relationship Steve and Sam made.

aristotle, diogenes laertius: lives of eminent philosophers

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Dawn (2)

Loki x fem!Reader

ONE/TWO/THREE SHOT

Warnings: mention of past trauma and fluff.

Summary: A truce to end all wars leads to an alliance between Earth and Asgard in the form of Loki marrying a mortal. None of them what this. None except fate.

Word Count: sleep is nice. Water is super nice. music is dope nice. weather is siren-like nice. not being able to meet my dogs? not nice.

MASTERLIST in bio, darlings. Tags are open (check bio)

“Is it really necessary to do this? All of this?”

“It’s a custom created by the Allfather, your grace,” answers the handmaiden that helps you into the soft gold of a dress that seems to be way too over the top for something as simple as breakfast.

“Your Allfather needs to get laid,” you whisper loud enough for her to hear and turn red.

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Vendetta.

Mob! Bucky AU.

Sequel of Crossfire.

Run-through: As if dealing with your headstrong husband who was currently trying to tame his demons wasn’t challenging enough, a certain ex of yours is hell-bent on winning you back. 

Themes: smut, angst, fluff, violence, mentions of Non/Con elements, language 

A/N: Hi babies! So, this is turning into a series??!!? 

All tag lists are still open, let me know if anyone what’s to be tagged for the next part :) ily 

Bringing your son home was a rather unfamiliar change for all of you; you, Bucky and your son himself. 

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I’m sorry but where’s my story?

Imagine Bucky fucking you with the handle of his knives

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Please, Peter

Peter Parker x Reader

Summary: You got hit with a nasty batch of sex pollen and came back to Stark Tower horny as all fuck. You’re hiding your condition from everyone. Well, everyone except Peter. Who knows, maybe he can help you out?

Word Count: 2336

Warnings: this is an 18+ PETER!!! (wish i didn’t have to preface that, but we live in a gross world), unprotected sex (female reader (also wear a CONDOM)), sex pollen, language, the usual

A/N: and here we have our second installment of the three part sex pollen series LMFAO uhhhh enjoy

Peter didn’t go on the mission with all of you tonight. He’d stayed back, wounded from the previous one. He was healing, and he’d insisted he’d be fine for tonight, but Stark had put his foot down and sent Peter away with a hard no. You’d thrown him a little smirk before leaving behind the rest of the team. He’d pouted at you as the doors of the elevator closed.

Skip forward. You were all investigating some Hydra base. Steve and Tony had warned you all to stay away from the plants in the room at the center of the base, the room you’d all wound up in as a mass of Hydra agents surrounded you and attacked. Everyone had managed to avoid the plants as the Hydra agents themselves didn’t want to get anywhere near them. All of you were almost done clearing the place out when one agent lunged for you and knocked you into the largest of the plants. 

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These are princesses made of valour and poison alike  and they are here to hold court as your queens.

-Difficult Damsels, Nikita Gill

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Hot damn

when i get low, i get high;

summary: turns out Bruce has got quite the possessive streak.

pairing: bruce banner x reader / slight steve rogers x reader

word count: 1.4k

warnings: voyeurism, please don’t read if you don’t like it 😬😬

note: okay so this was supposed to be a full fic. however bitches do not have time 4 that (i am bitches 😌😌) so please enjoy <3 done as a part of @brooklyn-boy‘s smut bingo!! aheheheh

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