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i cant believe im asking this but does any good kind hearted american know where the fuck to stream todays chiefs game im desperate

#the things i do for this rich white woman istg

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It Chooses You by Miranda July

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just swallowed the 5 chapter of kyd that i hadnt had a chance to read yet and i am vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass oh my god

#fanfic: kill your darlings

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in this house we all pitch in (pay yaz’s hbo so that we can keep shamelessly stealing it)

#bicho tag

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i have a twitter account that i barely use now so now every time i log in and check it i feel like i kinda have to be sneaky abt it ? like it makes no sense but i feel so awkward tweeting something out of the blue, not social anxiety on TWITTER

#stupid train of thought #i just logged in after 3 months of nothing and i feel ASHAMED #like #i now lurk #on my own account

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i leave you alone here for one minute and suddenly you’re a tiktoker

i have posted another tiktok. someone stop me.

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Who invented humidity I want to kill that motherfucker

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<33?

HI I ADORE U HI

#HI BABY #kez tag

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first and foremost i'm a petunia hater. if you ever try to make me sympathise with her, i'll stab your mother in the throat

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i ADORE THIS

she’s so hard to please, but she’s a forest fire

#your art is always so spot on #like #i want this tattooed on my cornea

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not soph updating kyd and ao3 suddenly cOLLAPSING

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me today with the taylor swift presale code

#taylor swift #manifesting #please mom i registered in every single country

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youre a genius and i worship the ground you walk on hello

jack and jill get fucked up and possessive when it gets dark

#liv tag

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personally i think i’ll go with this room

@urchingal marthe and i are going to visit you just not in the way you expect us to

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we can all do arts and crafts i bet they have like a ceramic room too

@urchingal marthe and i are going to visit you just not in the way you expect us to

#marthe tag #kez tag

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@urchingal marthe and i are going to visit you just not in the way you expect us to

#marthe tag #kez tag #hi

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i was leaving for an exam at 7am only to find a huge billboard with timmy’s face on it right in front of the subway station. what a way to start off my morning <3