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Tiresias: I see your wife........ with a ruthless man who has killed hundreds of people

Odysseus:

Odysseus:

Odysseus: *Monster starts playing* I will ensure that this man will be me

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HEY

Do YOU watch Red vs Blue? And do YOU hate the fact that RT put it behind a pay wall on YouTube and the fact that their website is shitty and full of ads?

Well have I got the solution for you

For the simple fee of FREE you can watch ALL of RvB on this little old Google Drive I made. And before you ask, no it is NOT ILLEGAL bc I made this shit way back before they took it off YouTube and I just downloaded it from there.

Anyways, enjoy the free show 💪💪and feel free to share this with whomever you please. I made this so that it would be as accessible as humanly possible

#i love you #thank you #!!!!

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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again

these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there

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After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!

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Gender Nonconforming Jesus: A look at art history. CW: religion, transphobia, artistic nudity, depictions of open wounds (Long post)

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Gender Nonconforming Jesus: A look at art history. CW: religion, transphobia, artistic nudity, depictions of open wounds (Long post)

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

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Tma but jurgen's magic book makes it so that no agent of the eye can see him period. Jurgen saves Jon and he's like uhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAH. Takes him a while to stop screaming. Elias gets there like "i knew there was som- what" and then its a game of whack a mole where he's chasing that old man around and trying to hit him while not SEEING him

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He deserves it ♥️

I can't believe BONZO is the first character to ever have a canon design in tma history like FUCKING MR BONZO

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Why am I like this

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ECLIPSE CELEBRATION

Digital Illustration by Christina Bencina

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#loss #tma #the magnus archives

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Tim *crawling out of the grave after dying (through some miracle circumstance)*:

Everyone else: ???? Omg ur alive??? How? What? When? Where? Why?

Tim *literally his first words after dying*: First I took Jason's mask now I took his only unique personality trait :(

Everyone else: glad to know you are ok.

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kids these days are so fucked up because there's hardly any low-level mobs they can defeat to build early-game xp

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And this is after watching a giant spider just straight up swallow a kid

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i keep forgetting that Super Skeptic Jon isn’t just a meme and every time i relisten to tma i have to take a moment to process the fact that he literally read out a statement about a guy being terrorised by a ghost spider, said very sarcastically that professional help was certainly in order, then proceeded to casually mention that the guys dead body was found encased in web without any tone change at all like go off king process nothing