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Beidou: what the FUCK are you teaching our children 

kazuha: FWUCK!!! 

Beidou: NO

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bug hater vs bug eater

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more kazuscara

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xingyun nation i put our thoughts into words !!

[Photo IDs on the reblog !!]

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Amane: I wanna be an astronaut when I grow up!

Tsuchigamori: oh that's nice, why is that?

Amane: because I need space away from my brother.

Tsukasa: *sitting in the back of the classroom* bold of you to assume I won't find you out there.

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That time when cliff walked in @ the end of step 3 🚶🚶💨

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Hey mcytblr, let’s cry together shall we?

This song got recommended to me just now and I just... I cried man. This hurts. I fell into the abyss listening to this song. Cry with me.

Edit: It’s playing on loop now ;-;

#mcyt #mcyt fandom #dream smp #dsmp #dream smp fansongs #awesamdude #tommyinnit #minecraft #minecraft fansongs

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fuCKING DIDN'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT-

*CRIES INTO THE VOID*

hey does anyone else remember how after the lost city of mizu we were all worried because they implied tommy died young

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why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

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dere you go

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I like to think all the adults (minus Jack and Nihachu) are so soft for C!Tommy now, specifically the mercs

He passes Punz on the prime path, Punz asks the big man if he needs anything ("Drugs and money!") then gives him a candy.

Ponk offering training lessons to Tommy, brushing him up on his form. When Tommy inevitably flinches, they pet cats until he's calm again. Tommy claims he was always calm. He pets the cats anyway.

C!Tommy getting love and recovery time even while the world breaks around him

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❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

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WELP

HE DID

TimE tO wRiTe

/roleplay 

Bruh if Phil ends up fathering Ranboo, I’m gonna have a field day on writing headcanons where Ranboo reminds Phil of his son (Wilbur). I don’t know how it’ll fit but I’ll try to make it fit anyway-

#AjdjakKaNSHZKHDH #PHIL STOP ADOPTING CHILDREN OMG #I'm gonna write later #I woke up at 4 am and I have exams at 1 pm #I want more sleep #mcyt #mcyt fandom #dream smp #dsmp #roleplay

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