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I’m still hopelessly devoted, don’t worry about it.

#Julien Doré #commitment to Sparklemotion never in doubt #devotion #top one percent #on brand #unwavering fidelity #au top

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je suis vivant :)

#Julien Doré #chien #i want to go to there

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I simply can’t process this flagrant per-FUCKING-fection

#Julien Doré #megababe #see u SOON

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my life after watching this video > my life before watching this video

You know I love to hear Julien speak English and this video of him announcing his Tokyo show in French and English does not disappoint. I feel like a lot of French people I’ve spoken with speak English super well (way, WAY better than I speak French--like, to an embarrassing degree) and with a surprisingly minimal accent, but Julien sounds VERY stereotypically French in the MOST adorable way: “ze May eighteen,” “I’m very ‘appy to see you,” etc.

Also I love how he leaps out of frame and clatters to the floor for absolutely NO reason (except maybe to communicate that he does his own stunts?).

#Julien Doré #Julien speaking English! #my dude!!!!!!! #very extremely adorable #video

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Hola tout le monde

I, a crazy person, did something that is truly fucking insane: I bought a ticket for Julien’s show in Montreal (which also necessitated buying plane tickets and booking a hotel and the whole nine, and the expen$e of all this is the thing about it that is most insane for me, a poor person) on June 10th (I looked at a list of dates on his twitter a few minutes ago and FLIPPED MY SHIT because he has the Montreal date listed there as the 11th but I am reassured by the fact that the Francofolies de Montréal website lists zero shows as being on June 11th, my ticket is for June 10th, and also Julien retweeted the show announcement that the Francofolies tweeted which gave the date as June 10th and yes I am an EXTREMELY ANXIOUS PERSON, as I have demonstrated here to you in this very lengthy parenthetical aside!!!).

I am trying not to hyperventilate and give in to the feeling of BUYER’S REMORSE about spending.........a fretfully LARGE number of dollar$$$ on this very short trip that I, a person who does not live anywhere near Montreal, will be taking at great personal expense to spend maybe an hour (?) watching my fave perform a show that will probably be a stripped-down version of the normal performance he puts on. And I will probably have to speak French to people, which I am.....NOT great at. And my flights are all bonkers (so many weird connecting flights and layovers and such) which is STRESSFUL and oh god i am making myself feel sick just typing all this out...

So here is what I am going to tell myself: This will be fun! It’s gonna be fine! It will be an adventure! It will not seem nutty to spend this much because the show’s gonna be fantastic! All the transportation involved will go smoothly enough that I should not worry about it!!! It’s fine that I am frivolously spending money on travel & entertainment! YOLO! Etc!!!

I’m excited (even though I am trying to tamp down my anxiety!)!!!!!!!!

So, to review:

I am

a) a crazy person

b) a poor person

c) an EXTREMELY ANXIOUS PERSON

d) a person who does not live anywhere near Montreal

e) all of the above

[ANSWER: e]

{So, yeah, this is just a little addendum to say...I’m still in it even though I never post here anymore! <3 }

#excited to see Julien Doré play live again! #yay!!!!! #my ever-present ANXIETY on display...for YOU!

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I spotted this photo on Baptiste Homo’s instagram (@tiste_cool) and I really love it...dude puts a lot of film photos on his insta, which is rad as hell (see my other tumblr that I haven’t updated in over a year on which I (used to...) post my film photography).

#Julien Doré #Darko #coucou Baptiste... #ah film so cool #this bar (?) has terrible ambience I mean look at that fucking ceiling

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#Julien Doré #the most babely

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“No, I did not mean ‘julian doré,’ you dumb motherfucker!” she yelled at youtube at 6:15 am, exactly like any normal person would.

#Julien Doré #not Julian Doré #just watching some videos from the tour on my phone in bed at 6 am

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~~*~HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY~~*~~~~~

(and please know that making this in Microsoft Paint was pretty much the most fun thing I have ever done, so)

#self-reblog #honestly love MS Paint #best boys

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perfect sweet bby angel (x2)

#art

#Julien Doré #how can a dude possibly look this perfect (x2) #is that a hair tie on his hand that he just took out of his hair??? #cuuuute shit #Japan

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This was my most-listened-to jam of 2016* on Spotify so, don’t worry, I have not changed even though I never post to this blog anymore

*this jam was released in LATE 2016, if you recall, which may indicate just how obsessively I played it

#Julien Doré #Le Lac #mega-jams #Spotify #I haven't had a great internet access sitch for over a year now & my computer sucks THE MOST!

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Cutest couple

#Julien Doré #Arman Méliès #awwwwww

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is this ridiculously beautiful man wearing subtle, expertly-applied highlighter or is he just naturally luminous? either way I am so jealous I am SICK about it.

#Julien Doré #maybe he's born with it maybe it's maybelline

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np on an endless loop bc it’s perfect for this particularly gorgeous fall day and when JD jumps in with the french verse I’m hit with such a delicious pang of melancholy it’s like unh (I am a ho for sadness, guys)

#Julien Doré #After Marianne #~un featuring~ #I hope it is gorgeous where you are as well

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Damn dis motherfucker's cute smile will be the death of me 💀 (also lolololol at every single comment on this when it was posted on facebook being like "dat ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" like ok y'all let's show some DECORUM here)

#Julien Doré #excited for this tho for real #and don't get me wrong that ass is like...ASTONISHING

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#I go back & forth on whether I should fire up this blog again #y/n #idk #w/e #????? #maybe

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that shit that I like

#Julien Doré #dreamy vibes #beach vibes #perfection vibes