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pro tipp: if you start episode 9 of The Young Pope at 11:05:05pm, you'll hear Lenny say "We have to find" exactly at midnight

#I just did it to start my bday and I just 😭😭😭 #it fits so well 😭😭 #this goddamn show i swear 😭 #still can't believe they air episode 9 and 10 together to just emotionally destory us #after we had just barely recovered from the peace speech the week before

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#MY BOYYY #peace one day #peace day #jude law #jude

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just saw a reel in which a teacher is greeting her new students with the board saying "welcome class of '32'" and I almost instantaneously died of old age

#everyone born after the 90s is still an infant and absolutely no one was born after 2010 #y'all are just lying to me

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[spoilers for seasons 1-5 as well as the first two novels!]

"Nothing, nothing, nothing!" he shouted, pointing a finger at the mirror. "You're powerless, useless! I thought you were going to be something special… something important!" Viren froze when he saw himself ranting in the mirror. Was he nothing?

#this took way too long i am in shambles #the dragon prince #tdp #tdp s5 #tdp viren #viren #tdp spoilers #my videos #Youtube

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How little hugs did Viren get in his life that whenever he gets one (from Claudia/Harrow) his initial response is to completely freeze before his brain fully comprehends what’s happening and hugging the person back? Like he’s perfectly capable of instantly giving one when he’s one initiating a hug (with Soren) but when he’s the one getting a hug he needs a moment. Every. Single. Time.

#I just watched season 5 don’t touch me #I AM FINE #everyone on this show needs therapy #especially mr. I-just-want-to-be-worth-something #the dragon prince #tdp s5 #tdp #tdp viren #viren

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Jude Paw's on his way to find some gold 🌈✨

#he's gonna spend it on treats because he refuses to contribute to rent #dogs #dog!jude

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#the young pope turns 7 this year #i absolutely cannot handle this #jude

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Law twice turned down the part of the conceited golden boy Dickie Greenleaf, for fear he’d be typecast as a matinee idol, until the film’s director, the late Anthony Minghella, ordered him to reconsider. “When Anthony offered it to me for a third time I said it didn’t fit my career path, and he told me, ‘You don’t have a career. So why don’t you just do this and then you can play Quasimodo for the rest of your life, you idiot?’ And I was like, ‘OK, fair enough.’”

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#firefox suggested an article to me that used a screenshot of the talented mr. ripley and i instantly had to think of this iconic quote #'you don't have a career' PLEASE

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I’m at 4x17 and I’m amazed that no one has punched Angelina’s punchable face yet, I don’t know why the characters have so much unnecessary self-control

#like especially if I was a stone? it’s on sight. one punch with a hot iron straight in the face #manifest #manifest season 4 #manifest netflix #especially now that all 828 folks are free real estate #the government doesn’t care what happens to them and they can’t go to a hospital #FUCKING PUNCH HER #YOU ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER CAL

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me: honestly, I don’t have an issue with Jared

Jared: *doesn’t shoot Angelina even though hE LITERALLY HAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO DO SO*

me: I have one (1) issue with Jared

#the only excuse to not kill her on sight is to capture and torture her not whatever this is #manifest #manifest spoilers #manifest season 4 #never in my entire life have I hated a tv character this much #joffrey is an angel compared to her #manifest netflix

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how come whenever you are stuck in a queue you are surrounded by the most obnoxious people you’ve ever seen

#unsupervised children running around #dad in front of me watches instagram stories WITH SOUND #people eating right next to me in the most disgusting way possible #PEOPLE COUGHING AND SNEEZING WITHOUT RAISING THEIR ARM

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I’m in Disneyland, taking a picture of the pirate ship, minding my own business and suddenly someone lays his hand on my shoulder from behind and I’m like ‘why is this stranger touching me wtf’ so I turn around and it’s fucking Captain Jack Sparrow, who just wants to tell me what a great ship that is and how he’s gonna steal it lmao

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GUESS WHERE I AM!!! (but also where’s her boyfriend 😡)

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accurate depiction of what the last couple of years felt like

#the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #tloz #the legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom #zelda #nintendo: you don't have invincibility frames irl and you won't get them here

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It’s Mother’s Day and I got several messages from family members and friends wishing me a happy Mother’s Day because I have a dog. I’m glad society is finally developing into the right direction.

#now when will the state finally send me money every month like they do parents of human children #I demand equal rights

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just saw a little toad chilling on the street so naturally I tried to make him hop onto the sidewalk to not get run over but this little fatty couldn’t get up the curb so I picked him up and put him down on the sidewalk and right in that moment a fucking cyclist suddenly appears (who apparently doesn’t believe the laws in this country apply to her because what the hell are you doing on the sidewalk, the street is literally right there) so I quickly picked my little friend up again and carried him to the nearest bush and I swear to god, he better not get himself killed tonight after all this

#she also seemed annoyed with me for blocking her path like??? #listen lady. me and my toad buddy have the right to be on the sidewalk unlike you

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not to brag with my wealth but... today I had seven (7) chicken nuggets in my 6 piece

#the mcdonalds gods have blessed me