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something something soul punk patrick or whatever

#honey talks #is this disgusting? possibly #its also true

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posted fic or whatever

#honey writes

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i’m sorry but the way patrick is treated as if he’s an actual gay man by a large part of this fandom is comical. “he’s a bear how dare you call him anything else” HE’S STRAIGHT

#truly

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forty slutty slutty years

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

#recently i havent even been able to do this #its bad out here

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#hysterical

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things found in my drafts with no explanation attached

#joe troh #fob

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as a fellow knock patrick up advocate you are so right...... we have strayed so far from the light as a country......... to all the stalwart warriors still mpregging that man......... godspeed!! 🫡🫡🫡🫡

:( i think ppl who want to get pete pregnant are also in the light i just wish we could all be nicer to each other lol. the yaoi mpreg holy war is NOT an inevitability I believe we can all live in peterick peace.

#but like if u tell me wanting to get patrick preggerz makes me a bad person i do feel a little sad honestly #is it that serious #honey answers

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#oh fuck #i need to knock him up i need to #expeditiously #trick #ref

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x

#whatever #patrick looks like a ****** here #trick #p wentz

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gabilliam............................ always thinking about them and their slutty fun little domestic life together.................................... would love to hear any more of your thots on the two of them in cboyz universe <3 do they ever fight/have drama or are they always super chill about each other's jobs...................... does bilvy still sugar on the side.................. do they love each other sooo much :(((((((

oh they fight ALL THE TIME it's like foreplay to them. gabe leaves his fucking nasty dirty socks everywhere and bilvy yells at him but bilvy leaves coffee cups on the bathroom counter until they go mouldy and gabe doesn't wash them out of spite. they r the kind of couple who uber their groceries bc they can't be fucked to shop so they get like. 3 onions and a baguette delivered and pay a $12 delivery fee.

bilvy only really sugars if it's an old regular client who he knows well and sometimes they invite gabe anyway so the pair of them end up at a wine bar listening to showtunes with an old queen ceo.

the main friction comes when they're both away on work a lot - flying out to modelling and shoots and stuff and only communicating via text/facetime bc communication is difficult like that. i feel like gabe will throw parties when bilvy is away and will get mad he wasn't invited. I think gabe also wears the fancy designer clothes bilvy sometimes gets given and gets food on them and then puts them back in the closet all fucked up. they luv each other tho

#honey answers #cboyz #clandestine boyz #fic lore

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#u already know #cboyz #clandestine boyz #trick and gabe fr

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are any of the cboyz besides pete bi? i know you’ve said here that joe is gay in this verse and i feel like it’s implied that gabe is also bi but i’m just curious how you imagine them! it’s very clear that you put a lot of thought into their characterization and i’m just interested in how being gay/being bi informs each of these characters’ experiences since you’re a writer with a deep enough understanding of your characters that it obviously does inform their actions/expression

making myself respond to asks in the way ceos have to be forced to go on holiday and not check their emails. i am doing 3 people's jobs at work and none of my failsafe fixations are giving me any dopamine it's rough so I WILL clear out my inbox and i WILL feel better bc of it 🫡

pete is bi gabe is bi...... joe probably would be bi if he was willing to unpack his relationship with his mom fully. in the sense that I think he's attracted to women but only dates men bc his relationship to women is like. majorly screwy. it's complicated idk and maybe I'm retconning myself but if ppl like to imagine him as gay or bi literally go for it enjoy as u wish! patrick has a deep objective appreciation for women (Male Feminist Core) but has no attraction to them and no female friends apart from his sister and mom (Male Feminist Core x2). bilvy identifies as gay but i feel like he has dated gnc ppl. andy is gay - will dom all genders but is only attracted to men. travie is """fluid""" and I feel like has always been pretty comfortable with that in a way that's like. he's a painter at heart he knows his art heroes were all like. Queer. yk.

like I say tho these are all Interpretationzzzzzz I would luv to hear ur thoughts on em

#honey answers #cboyz #fic lore #clandestine boyz

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hey. cmere. no, closer. come closer. listen. I want you to listen very carefully. okay? this is important: nobody wants to buy your canva redbubble stickers.

#you wrote a lyric in a font and got a website to print it on adhesive paper with a chunky white border #you're not an artist #do not charge $4 a pop #this is mean but hey maybe I'm in my mean era #honey talks

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stumbled into discourse once more

does no-one wanna get patrick pregnant anymore

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does no-one wanna get patrick pregnant anymore

#when did it go out of fashion #seasons change ig #honey talks

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