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OP also turned off reblogs for this but it has to be said

#benny

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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i PR’d on lateral raises today are yall proud of me :3

#gym #PR #personal #was not by choice lol #the dumbbells i wanted were taken :’)

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I'm just going to put this out there, please don't feel the need to respond. But for the past few years, as an anon who does not know you, you've become a goddess I admire from afar. I know you don't post any sexy selfies regularly, but the few you have have made such an impression. It helps that you're drop dead gorgeous, of course. But, I dunno, all I guess I want to say is that's it's nice having the hots like this and lust for someone regardless of the zero possibility of it meaning anything

this is oddly sweet in a way. thank you! i can’t believe i have people out there who have stuck around for years, that is mind boggling to me.

though wondering if it being 4/20 when you sent this had any influence on this message lol

#my asks #anon asks

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nehehehe… you can’t call me a “lich” anymore. now it’s “supernaturally-animated unalive person.” because of woke. i am the woke wizard

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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booktok authors writing secondary characters

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whenever I think I'm not a good person I remember that 14 year old me could have turned evil but she chose peace instead

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

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guy who talks about how much he hates furries and "SJWs" in 2024 like a soldier who got lost in a jungle and doesnt know his war already ended like a decade ago

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#science #nature

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i love when its sunnyyyy yaaaay i want to get married

#duke

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if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know