I thought that those lyrics from t*ylor s*fits new album were parodies……….. a grown ass woman really wrote those????? Or at least approved what the ghostwriters put down??? I’m reminded of being a camp counselor to 11 year olds supervising a creative writing session. She really said London rain windowpane I’m insane, you were throwing slurs in the cafe but I still loved you…. 😐😐bbfr
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Got sexually harrassed by a new guy at work, AHT AHT AHT his ass got REPORTEDDDDDD!!! I !! DO!!! NOT!!!!! PLAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! gtfo out of here old creepy ass
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you're nor tired sad or unmotivated, your brain is simply begging to have a hole drilled into it. go to my tiktok shop buy one trepanning drill this will change.your.life.
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faggot.com/careers
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Im just a guy fishing on the riverbank of life man…..
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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this is like half of my mutuals
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Sighhhhh twist my arm I guess…..
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Yuri warrior harry du Bois
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I tried to surf the clouds today, but I kept falling back to earth
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“do you think they explored each other’s bodies?” they made extensive surveys of each other’s bodies complete with topographical maps and GPS coordinates
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