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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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#the collar is not required but appreciated #fact

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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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WAIT!

Before you hit send on that ask, reblog, or reply, remember to stop and PROOFREAD!

am I Pissing on the Poor?

did I Read the post in bad faith?

could I be Overexaggerating?

am I Out of line for saying this?

is it kind of Fucked up to say that to a total stranger?

is what I said Rude?

am I being Egotistical?

am I Angry at words that weren't in the post?

did I Dream up a pretend person to get mad at?

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT YOURSELF FROM LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS ONLINE!

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I just want to remind everyone that is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.

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“…We got pulled over every fucking time. Every time. There was a tag on it that just said ‘My Chemical Romance’ and a cop pulled us over one time, and was like, ‘Do you know what My Chemical Romance is? It means mobile meth lab.’ And we were like, ‘I don’t know anything about that…’”

#mcr

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what if Cecil had a day off from the radio show and Night Vale had a perfectly “normal” day (like the nobody-dies day in Dead Like Me)

like nothing happened that was horrific or unsettling. 

and Carlos just eyeballs him the whole time like are you having the day off because there’s nothing to report or is there nothing to report because you’re having the day off 

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xo

#frank iero

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Daria – 5.11: Prize Fighters

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I'm the funniest person alive

Got hooked on pixiv fanart of these two doing old* man yaoiz and the demons wouldn't rest until I made this

(I made this entire thing without managing to watch a single episode of Boruto. My spirit is indomitable.)

#well my girls in the next room sometimes i wish she was you #op ur so right for this song lmao #sasunaru #naruto #amv

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