i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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i give up lmao
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this is still so funny
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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
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Community – 1.12: Comparative Religion
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its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits
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I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages
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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large
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