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pov: you find a good klance fanfic

so i open wattpad to look for a new klance fanfic and i see the first one and it shows completed so im like omg okay then i see it says mature so im like why and its because its angsty and i didnt want smut so thats great and then i exit and go back to the klance page and filter it for 10-20 parts and it has twelve parts so i click it again to add it to my list aND THERES A SECOND BOOK TOO

#klance #IM SO HAPPY #ive read all the good fanfic alr #its so hard to find good ones on wattpad now

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I love these two so much my brain and heart hurt

#lgbtq #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #pjo hoo toa #I need help

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nico and annabeth describing each other is so ?????? bc annabeth went “nico reminds me of my younger self so i have a moral obligation to treat him with the kindness i needed when i was going through a similar time. also he’s in love with me lol”

and nico went “annabeth has always gone out of her way to be nice me in a way that no one else has. also i’m trying really hard to hate her bc i’m in love with her boyfriend lol”

like they were SO CLOSE to being on the same wavelength but then they went horribly wrong with the crush stuff its so fucking funny to me idk why

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I had to reblog this

Annabeth: welcome to the Fuck Percy Jackson Club. We can start by going around and suggesting ways to get rid of this ridiculous crush.

Nico, sweating: oh. I may have misunderstood what this club was about.

Rachel: that’s fair. It’s a very confusing name. The I Hate Percy Jackson Club is the next room over.

Nico: Right. Thank you. *sits down*

Annabeth: oh, are you staying...?

Nico: um, well, I’m already here and that other club is really far.

Rachel: It’s right over-

Nico: I said it’s really far.

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So I made this post saying how HOO should have been Piper vs. Percy and I’ve recently decided in this AU of mine that Jason and Percy’s relationship should mainly consist of being the other’s emotional support demigod.

I mean, we know nothing of Jason’s adventures before HOO. The opportunities are endless. I bet he just wanted to retire in New Rome years ago. I want him to be not-so-secretly just as done with this bullshit as Percy and they just argue/empathize about who is more fed up. For example:

Percy: don't even get me started. Circe turned me into a guinea pig once-

Jason: a guinea pig? I am so sorry. Did I ever tell you about the time I was turned into a snail?

Percy: no, but it appears this bullshit is common among big three kids. Please continue.

Like, they are just both so tired and annoyed by having to do all this stuff and not live their own lives. All these boys wanna do is vibe and love people. Slowly, they become the other’s (very bad) walking therapist buddy.

Jason: I was like... 7 before I realized my mom was a wolf

Percy: I was 12 when I found out my teacher was a fury... and my other teacher was a horse... and my best friend a satyr... and my dad a god

Jason: cheers to that

Percy: whatcha going to do about it?

Frank: should we.... be concerned?

Piper: idk but the bitch might actually steal my boyfriend if this keeps up

During battle they just go check on one another like “this reminds me of fighting Ares when I was twelve” and Jason’s just like “you poor lamb. Let me kill this guy and give you a hug. What did the bitch do?” And later on you got Jason saying “reminds me of when Neptune made me do this ridiculous task-” and Percy is just “NEPTUNE?! Oh, I’m disowning him for sure. What did he do to you? What task? Why was he bothering you? To think that i ever trusted that man-”

Annabeth: are you two still doing this?

Percy: it’s important

Annabeth: you’re making a list of all the ways the gods have wronged you

Jason: it’s a petition to make them leave us alone when all of this is over

Annabeth: I mean, sure, but are they going to liste- Jason why did you put “fighting bees” on here?

Jason: they’ll know what it means

Leo: Percy put down “evil cheerleaders” if that clears anything up

Percy: they’ll know what it means

It’s just them taking advantage of the fact that they have someone who doesn’t already know about their adventures so they have fresh ears to complain to and it’s a bonus that the other is in the exact same boat lmao.

Percy: shoutout to them time Hera kidnapped me and wiped my memories

Jason: AYYYYYYYY! Welcome to the club, my guy. Fuck the gods.

Percy: fuck the gods! Now let’s go save their asses and file an official complaint

Jason: you���re like my soulmate

Percy: hold that thought - HEY PIPER! GUESS WHAT YOUR BOY TOY JUST TOLD ME!

Bonus After Cupid:

Percy: hey, Nico. Wanna join in our pity party? What’s the worst thing a god has ever done to you?

Jason:

Nico, sweating: uhhhh decide to have a second child with my mother

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Happy Meals

I love how the Percy Jackson fandom all collectively agrees that Nico is obsessed with McDonald’s-

#he literally used them to raise the dead this isn't even canon- #i love this fandom

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It’s winter in CHB and Will is wearing a really oversized sweater because Apollo kids are sensitive to lack of sun and then Percy or Jason come around and ask him if he’s seen Nico and suddenly his sweater starts wiggling and Nico’s head pops from the collar and he’s like sup

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a SnAcK

Nico: *putting two pieces of bread on the sides of Will’s head, idiot sandwhich style* What are you?

Will: *without hesitation* A snack.

Nico:

Nico: Can’t argue with that

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Nico’s perspective in BoO: Hey there’s that guy. I think his name’s Will?

Will in BoO: HEY best friend you would not belieeeeeeve the day I just had have you ever delivered a baby satyr??? HEY GUYS LOOK MY MAN NEEKS IS BACK AT CAMP— anyway how’s the war goin for you?

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This is nico and percy’s relationship in one meme-

Nico trying to teach Percy cooking like:

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WLKHVSDKJWVQDS

Chiron: Our problems don't amount to a hill of beans in this world

Percy: Great, now I'm hungry for beans

#idk what this is #He's hungry for beans sksdjos #lmaosldkafjdl #why is this the whole series tho-

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Jason, unable to sleep: Bro, what time is it?

Percy: I don't know, hand me Grover's flute

*percy plays the flute*

Nico: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING A FLUTE AT 3 AM

Percy: It's 3 am

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Octavian : i feel like slapping the biggest idiot here.

Leo: Octavian, self-abuse is nOT OK!!!

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reminder:

percy jackson is not dumb. stop acting like he is. how many of his friends has he lost? how many times has he gotten hurt? how many battles has he won?

he hides his pain with laughter. IF he acts dumb, it’s to hide his pain.

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fall out boy: i’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color

nico: hey! that’s my line!

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reblog

The Gods treat Jason like crap

Percy: Oh no I’m in mortal danger and don’t have a way to complete this important quest!

The Gods: It’s my turn to help Percy.  Athena, Apollo and Aphrodite helped last time!!

Jason: Oh no I’m in mortal danger and don’t have a way to complete this important quest!

The Gods: 

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PJO HC

Okay but what if Jason and Piper fell into Tartarus I-