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kymanismydrugy · 20 days

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Was Cartman genuinely sad when Kyle died? I believe so yes, now I know what you're all going to say, he was only sad because of the bet. Yeah, I know. And I'm not even going to deny it. Cartman is a weird little boy, for sure. BUT- I do think half of him was sad that Kyle died, maybe even more. Just the tone in his voice, he was CRYING, like the tears were probably still for the bet, but still! Half of it had to have been for Kyle, just the way he was literally fighting for Kyle's life, there had to have been at least some genuine substance to it, I do think deep down Cartman cares for his friends, Stan with the pangolin, he could've killed it, but he didn't for Stan's sake, and Kenny - Many say he wasn't actually crying, but that's just a plain lie, I think he was. Because if he was faking it, it would've been obvious, he would've been up and front about it, and crying obnoxiously but he wasn't...He was covering his face, trying to deny it, and I do think he was going to help Kenny, its just that, he's a stupid kid, and he's the little spawn of chaos, afterwards he decided to just make the fetuses into a shakey's. (It makes sense with context.) I have yet to have seen him, do anything necessarily nice to Butters, however. And I don't think he will do anything like that at all, maybe.

#south park #kyman #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #rant #south park not suitable for children #kenny mccormick #sp #stan marsh #butters stotch #South Park #the main four

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kymanismydrugy · 4 months

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WHO THE HELL IS THAT??? DID CLYDE GET A NEW MOM??????? IM JUST WATCJING THE NEW SPECIWL RN!

#South park #south park not suitable for children #clyde donovan #Shock

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kymanismydrugy · 4 months

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They’re always so…Close to one another, like squished together. if I was forced to be with someone I hated with a fiery passion, (And I was) GOD KNOWS I WOULDN’T sit near their ass, no fucking way. But they always sit so close to one another, and sometimes it’s even Kyle sitting next to him, and you’re probably like, okay??? But there’s no room, and you’re right. But one time there was a scene and there was definitely more room next to stan, but he still sat next to Eric. Also WHO THE FUCK WOULD CUDDLE UP TO SOMEONE THEY HATE???! Just sleep on the ground 😭😭😭 for fucks sakes… And when Stan was going through his depression, why’d Kyle lean more to Cartman to be his new friend??? Why not Kenny, what’s Kenny done to you?? For someone who says you hate Cartman with every fiber of your being, you sure do spend a lot of time and close to him. Kyle.

#south park #south park not suitable for children #kyman #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #Rant #i’m delusional

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kymanismydrugy · 4 months

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I love how all it took was seeing Cartman getting assaulted and that’s when he tweaked and Jeresy’d out. Eh, but maybe I’m overthinking it and he was already about to, but near the end of the episode what the hell was that!? Everyone should know this scene, especially if you’re a fan of Kyman. For two people who say they hate each other with a fiery passion they sure are touchy with one another. And I mean, Kyle wasn’t even trying to stop it. I know damn well if the person I hated with every fiber of my being touched me like that, I’d damn push them away. But he didn’t, now this is me being delusional. But in the episode the entity, why are you even trying to walk him to the area that you want to be at Kyle? He can walk there on his own 🙄 Also when Kyle introduced Eric to his cousin Kyle, he said and I quote, “He’s my friend-ish.” Like, that’s still something if you hated someone why even say that??? I wouldn’t even introduce them to said person. In dear celebrities Kyle seemed more worried about Cartman not caring about his bloody shit more so than his baby brother being possessed by M.J. Literally, they weren’t even fighting this ep, just Kyle being concerned. Like I’ve been saying if you hated someone so much you wouldn’t be that concerned??

#south park #kyman #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #rant

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kymanismydrugy · 7 months

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People really act like Kyman brutally murdered and dismembered their whole bloodline. Like bro 😭 it’s not that big of a goddamn deal, it’s so minuscule, sending death threats over a ship is crazy. I hate ships too, but I don’t go out of my way assaulting someone over it, like come on now 💀 have some dignity. Like they ain’t real, they’re not a fucking threat to society, anyways…Look at these cuties.

#south park #kyman #kyle x eric #eric x kyle #cartman x kyle #kyle x cartman #Rant #Kyle broflovski #Eric cartman

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kymanismydrugy · 10 months

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Did you know Kyle was actually supposed to fall for Cartman and kiss him in the season 4 episode, “Chef goes nanners”? (I’m delusional)

#Edit #myedit #fanart #south park #kyman #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #wendy testaburger #I can’t edit for shit #sp kyle #cartman

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kymanismydrugy · 11 months

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Goofy asses

They look like they’re about to get married, and about to share their wedding vows.

they so goofy fr

#kyman #south park #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #cartyle #sp #South Park kyman #eric theodore cartman #kyman south park #south park the stick of truth #South Park fractured but whole #South Park post covid #stan marsh #kenny mccormick #creek south park #South Park creek #craig tucker #tweek tweak #creek sp

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kymanismydrugy · 1 year

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boiling up

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kymanismydrugy · 1 year

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I just got told I should kms simply by saying “Kyman is just a ship, and it’s nothing big and you shouldn’t freak out about it.” 🥰🥰 Anyways! Look at them, they’re such silly little guys! 🥺🥺 What are they doin’??? 🥰

#south park #kyman #eric cartman #cartman #kyle broflovski #south park fractured but whole #south park the stick of truth #kyman sp #kyman south park #Kyman antis #Antis

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kymanismydrugy · 1 year

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NOT THE AI EXPLAINING WHY THEY CAN’T SHIP IT, I’M FUCKING CRYING WHY IS THE AI A KYMAN ANTI?! 😭😭😭

I’M PEEING MY PANTS WHY IS THE AI A KYMAN ANTI???😭😭😭

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kymanismydrugy · 1 year

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I honestly don’t care if people don’t like Kyman, I mean fair enough people are entitled to have their own opinions and I just don’t care…But when they’re hardcore haters and actually attack people because they like said ship ehhh… I kinda want to see how they’d react if Kymab ever became canon lowkey, that’s like half-of the reason why I want it to be canon, so they can be pissed or just stare at their T.V in awe, Kyman honestly has a 96% chance of being canon Style also has a chance at being canon too, honestly y’know I’m rooting for Kyman, but if Style was the one to be canon…I’m still throwing a party ngl, but I hope Stan stays with Wendy and he treats her better next time… WHAT HAPPENED WHEN SHE WAS SIX 😰 I am terrified for this little girlie… Anyways am I the only one who thinks people watch South Park solely because of Creek? I love the ship, but sometimes they don’t even like the characters as individuals they just like the fact that they’re gay.