happy to report that the inconsistency of my sleep pattern remains pretty consistent
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You spend hours upon hours making cool shit and then additional hours making fun tools and resources to help you enjoy that cool shit aND DOES ONE SINGLE PERSON EVEN LOOK AT IT???
NO!!¡!!!! NO, THEY DO NOT
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All you do is whine
untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?
giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord
joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat
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having a side wound is such slut behavior tbh. like damn your waist is looking pretty grabbable right now 👀 due to needing to apply pressure to stop the bleeding. but also other factors.
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"Autistics take things literally."
Not all of us.
But I do, often but not all the time. However, you will rarely ever notice. Because I've been called stupid so many times for not just "getting it". Even though, from my point of view it's you who are messing up the communication.
Because of this I will ask you a billion questions to make sure I understand what you're saying to me. I am terrified of getting it wrong.
Because this is rarely a cutesy matter of misunderstanding. It can mean extreme embarrassment, loss of friendship or loss of a job.
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Tfw someone who knows you're autistic texts you an unclear response with zero instructions in reply to your dilemma with an inquiry for instructions.
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do i believe in love? i believe in suffocating obsession and sudden disinterest
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they should make a support group for people who are haunted by their past & also for girls who are told they are just like their father
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Tumblr: where you can watch your favorite blogs turn into otps on live
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i'm not ignoring everyone. i'm just sad bro, i'm drained
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Why does it bother me to be accused of something I know I didn't do? Dunno but here we are feeling like the trash someone said we were.
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Been accused of a lot but not straight up stealing from my grandmother's non-existent estate. That's new.
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they should invent a human interaction that doesn’t hurt my feelings
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