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The moment Mike Myers needs the money we can move forward with my Austin Powers vs the Evil Dead movie that exists solely so Austin and Ash can say "Groovy" back and forth at each other.
Eventually Ash says "Shagadelic" while pumping a shotgun. This is the emotional climax of the movie.
Post credits we tease Mike Myers vs Michael Myers from Halloween. We absolutely do not follow through with that tease in another movie.
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Why do I feel like the following would happen in a crossover of The Mummy and Evil Dead
☆ Ash and Rick argue over something outrageously stupid
☆ Jonathan punches Ash for flirting with Evie
☆ Ash yells at Rick for reading the Necronomicon and summoning the deadites
☆ Jonathan and Ardeth amusedly watching Ash and Rick argue or fight over something outrageously stupid
☆ Ash calls Imhotep ugly
☆ Ash and Rick fighting a hoarde of mummies and deadites together
☆ Jonathan driving the Delta while screaming
☆ Jonathan being absolutely horrified by Ash's self amputation and chainsaw hand
☆ Ash being like "aw shit, here we go again" when faced with an army of mummies/the undead/deadites
☆ someone loses the Necronomicon, Ash yells at them
☆ Ash calls Benny a bitch or something
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This is one of my current favorite gifs. The lighting on his face towards the end of the gif is just beautiful imo.
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Shawn Spencer is disconcerted by how neatly all the evidence to put away a gang of thugs falls into his lap. The ringleader repeatedly insists he was framed by that pretty boy with the sunglasses and his crazy girlfriend. Shawn can’t help but keep looking into the claims and ends up on a collision course with ex-super spy Michael Westen.
Henry Spencer becomes drinking buddies with Sam Axe. They bond over their love of Hawaiian shirts and their aggravation with their younger counterparts.
Lassie encounters Fiona at the range and develops a one-sided crush after seeing her prowess with weaponry.
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Fiona Glenanne Burn Notice - season 1
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It should be illegal to require that any device or software connect to the internet just to run. I shouldn't need to log in with microsoft to open any of their programs on my local computer. All games should be playable without access to an online server. All media you pay for should be downloadable to local disk as a raw file and if they don't like that because they know you'll share it and upload it, tough shit. They took your money already, they'll live.
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"For God's sake, how do you stop it?!"
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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it
me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.
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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
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Michael Westen Burn Notice - season 1
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The Beast that Bothers
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