"three tickets to Barbie please"
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Because it's almost Halloween and I'm a thirsty and horny mess and I have no further apology!
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my wife btw. if you even care.
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No, actually, sir, I believe this form of extortion is known as "graymail." It's much nicer than blackmail.
Burn Notice: The Fall of Sam Axe (2011, TV movie)
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unironically, this is the whole show.
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