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FREE PALESTINE
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lilguykian · 4 days
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gonna be reblogging this one until i die. pointing fingers like this is fucking disgusting. y’all want people to do research and never do it yourselves. grow up.
Stop reading popular books by Zionist authors!
This includes Neil Gaiman, Brandon Sanderson, SJM, Rebecca Yarros, Chloe Walsh, Gabrielle Zevin, Pierce Brown, Carissa Broadbent, Rachel Lynn Solomon, Michelle Hodkin, Taylor Reid Jenkins, etc.
Boycott Zionists’ works!
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lilguykian · 4 days
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wait. wait wait wait. buddy's dead. the rat grinders have to either go pass/fail or take the last stand.
there's no way type a kipperkettle lillipot with a hatred for riz, who she just watched ace the last stand, opts for pass/fail, right?
they've been grinding rats for years, and a lot of the bad kids' success came from things they Do Not Have- portents, bless, the heavy metal axe, etc. no way they don't get absolutely fucked. i'd be surprised if they even made it to the purple worm.
IMAGINE IF KRISTEN IS TAGGED TO BE THE REVIVIFIER. bringing her back, making her live out her days knowing she owes kristen her life? absolutely fucking delicious
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lilguykian · 4 days
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hey white leftists
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If the followers effect the deity does that mean most of Helio's followers are actually frat boys?
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i’m going to the movies with my partner (because the mummy is back in theaters woo) and we’re going thrift shopping as well. it’s all i’ve been thinking about this week!!
i also have an excuse to visit the international store since i have to experiment with a recipe this week for the upcoming holiday!! excitement!!
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people think tumblr isn’t active anymore but people are still lifting and reposting shitposts and interactions from tumblr
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occasional posts from users
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while i did not experience something on the level of ripping out hearing aids or assuming using an insulin pump was a phone, i do wish ill upon the woman who regularly made fun of my poor eyesight. the weird thing being that she wore glasses herself! she just bullied a kid for nothing. have the afterlife you deserve.
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“Oisin was just manipulating Adaine!” “No Oisin’s not actually evil!”
Idk I think it’s funnier if he is evil and just also has a crush on her. Like yeah we’re trying to kill you but if you don’t die do you maybe wanna go out to dinner sometime
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I guess egg on my face for wanting something.
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lilguykian · 7 days
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OH MY GOD. THEY DID KILL BUDDY TO GET INTO HELIOIC HEAVEN TO BRING BACK ANKARNA.
WHAT THE FUCK.
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lilguykian · 8 days
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LMAO people acting like its True that the bad kids are getting special treatment. THEY SAVED THE WORLD THREE TIMES AND WERE NOT REWARDED. THE PRAISE AND POPULARITY IS THE ENTIRE EXTENT OF THEIR REWARD. They literally keep having their personal relationships and academics weakened because they're too busy trying to stop people trying to Kill Them. The ratgrinders are NOT honourable, better people. They did not "try their hardest". They give themselves power by stepping on small animals. They avoid adventuring at the ADVENTURING SCHOOL. Multiple of the bad kids are financially struggling, riz literally needs to do every extra curricular to make it into college. Kristen just got failed by her helio worshipping teacher. KIPPERLILLY is a rich girl who can afford food trucks and her father is, like, an estate agent. She might not be evil but she sure as hell isn't "oppressed by the system". Regardless of her involvement in actual mystery stuff, she absolutely is not in favour of fairness, she is in favour of ignoring "learning by experience and practice and saving a lot of peoples lives and making the world better for people" and instead just murdering rats and spiders. She might have things going on, she might be a very interesting (FLAWED) character, but she is not correct in her point of view
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lilguykian · 8 days
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no fr
when brennan described kipperlilly slitting buddy's throat i was so surprised i did the full body sit up gasp that seems to fix 10 years of bad posture
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buddy dawn cannot raise himself from the grave.
buddy dawn is not a chosen one.
buddy dawn is a child.
buddy dawn was manipulated by organized religion through no fault of his own, most likely since he was born.
buddy dawn had his throat slit by people he probably considered good friends.
buddy dawn is kristen applebees in a different—worse—life.
buddy dawn is dead, and there’s a good fucking chance helio won’t answer his questions.
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lilguykian · 8 days
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call me a shrimp monster the way i’m weird and nasty
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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad
Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*
Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him
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We’re haemorrhaging money on the groundskeeper, Jawbone!
Some of my favourite little bits. This is like the first time i fully color them ^.^ it was fun. Took wayy longer than it shouldve LOLL
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