urg just ninja tea headcanons
LLOYD:
Lloyd was taught how to prepare tea by Wu and Kai when he was young, he always makes sure to have at least 3 cups of tea a day. All his tea pets were presents given to him, he has more than 30, and the ninja are happy to buy any he wants. His favorite type of tea is Green Tea.
KAI:
Kai collects any and all dragon tea pets he can find, he has around 20 so far. He used to use Ray’s tea set until he accidentally broke one of the pieces, he proceeded to save up all his 7-y/o money to buy a new set. He has multiple sets, but his favorite is his Duan Ni Yixing teapot and glass teacups, which he uses for Yellow Tea!
NYA:
Nya likes more simple tea pets, mainly white and black colored animals! She has Maya’s tea set, which was passed down to her from Kai when she turned 13, she normally only uses it during important/special events. Her favorite type of tea is Oolong!
JAY:
Jay is very new to tea making (he grew up only drinking coffee), when Nya took him to one of her favorite tea houses he was entranced with the practice. He hasn't bought any tea pets, but he did adopt Nya’s tea pets in a very touching ceremony. His favorite type of tea is Black Tea!
ZANE:
Zane has multiple tea pets, most of which are everyday items (a lamp, a computer, an open book, etc), the other ninja bought him a teapot tea pet and he loves it. Wu taught him how to make tea in the most elegant, old-fashioned way possible. Zane doesn’t normally drink tea unless it's made by Kai, his favorite type is Raw Pu-erh!
COLE:
Cole probably has mythical creatures/gods/legends for tea pets, things like a money toad or dragon turtle. He doesn't practice gongfu cha in its entirety, but he keeps his tea pets in good shape. His favorite type of tea is Maghrebi Mint Tea.
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listen,,, if you leave six ninja on a flying boat for long enough they will come up with their own memes and inside jokes
“kai would hit on a sexy lamp”
one time lloyd dressed an actual lamp in a dress with a mini skirt and kai was so sleep deprived that he hit on it
when anyone does anything bad, they go sit in the corner of shame. theres a sign
saying lloyd is twelve no matter how old he gets
kai: sorry lloyd you cant come fight with us youre like twelve
lloyd: im sixteen
jay: sorry lloyd you cant come clubbing with us you’re like twelve
lloyd: ?? im twenty??
zane: i shouldnt use such big words, lloyd is only twelve
lloyd: IM THIRTY THREE HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER
mix and matching parts of old uniforms and excusing it with “its called fashion”
making up parts that zane needs to keep up to date
nya: zane, is your thermalhydrothingabob functioning smoothly?
cole: zane’s been pretty slow lately, maybe his popcornjpgwhatsit is broken
lloyd: zane! better make sure your chickentron is updated!
stacking things on wu’s hat while he’s asleep. cole and nya are tied at 8
“morro made me do it”
this one is lloyd only and its definitely a coping mechanism so leave him be
lloyd: *breaks something* morro made me do it
kai: who ate the last cookie?
lloyd: morro made me do it
jay: you look like you havent slept??
lloyd: morro made me do it
pls go get therapy lloyd
green ninja competitions similar to the ones in season 1 where they decide who gets to be the green ninja. lloyd is the judge
if someone (usually jay or lloyd) starts a disney or dreamworks song, everyone has to join in
wu once walked in on lloyd and kai singing “the plagues” from prince of egypt with absolutely no context, and walked right back out
exaggerated non swearing around lloyd
*someone finds out a new piece of information” wonder what else sensei hasnt told us
their pizza order changes every night and its always terrible
“yo can i get a hawaiian pizza with pineapple and sardines, deliver to the destinys bounty”
“yah id like a none pizza with left beef deliver to the destinys bounty”
“can i have one slice of pizza, but, like, with every topping you have on it. deliver to the destinys bounty”
“alright im gonna go to the store”
“only bad things happen when we split up”
“whats the weirdest place you can find lloyd asleep” competitions. dareth is the judge. its been weeks and lloyd has no idea
they copy old memes too
kai: im going to taco bell you want anything
lloyd: i want my dad back
kai: yah i got like 12 dollars
nya: jay was found dead in miami
cole: is he okay
nya: he’s alright but he’s dead
jay: remember to drink your respect women juice guys!
“the singles club” thats permanently occupied by lloyd and cole, and the others have all been part of it at some point. they have meetings.
“how dare you break color coordination” when anyone wears anything other than their usual color
“well, we kept kai”
variants include “well, we kept lloyd” and “well i kept all of you” (said by wu, once, and the others were in shock for ten minutes and then laughed for five minutes straight)
regarding nya as the best thing since sliced bread
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