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Fitzgerald trusting Poe to send a vaguely threatening letter to the agency and it turns into begging Ranpo to read his latest novel and being in love with him.

Bht Fitzgerald doesn’t bother to read it and just signs it

The funniest and most underutilized thing in BSD is the language barrier and I will die on this hill.

Imagine… You are F. Scott Fitzgerald and you didn’t bother to learn Japanese before coming to Japan to search for the book (why would you care to) and all the sudden these two seemingly teenagers manifest out of buttfuck nowhere and are rapidly arguing in Japanese to each other.

And you realize that you have to communicate your intentions to these two people who speak a language you didn’t bother to learn.

IMAGINE A VERY INTENSE GAME OF CHARADES ACROSS THE MOBY DICK AS SSKK AND FITZGERALD TRY TO COMMINUCATE WITH A MASSIVE LANGUAGE BARRIER.

Fitzgerald whips out Google Translate and Akutagawa and Atsushi stare at each other and try to figure out what the fuck he’s trying to say to them. Meanwhile, all he’s trying to say it “I will kick your asses.”

EVEN BETTER, Akutagawa knows some English because of the Mafia and has to play reluctant translator between Atsushi (who probably wasn’t taught anything at the orphanage) and Fitzgerald.

Atsushi: Tell him that I’m gonna kick his ass

Akutagawa: I don’t know how to say ‘ass’ in English.

OR

Fitzgerald: YOU TWO ARE DEAD!!

Atsushi: What’s he saying?

Akutagawa: Something about death??

I’m not a language expert so someone can come in here at any time and gimme stuff, but this concept is endlessly funny to me and is the most underutilized part of this fandom.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd atsushi #bsd poe #bsd edgar allan poe #bsd ranpo #bsd fitzgerald #bungo stray dogs #atsushi #nakajima atsushi

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meow..

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me when i log onto www.youtube.con

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get ready for an exuberant summer

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I worked very hard on this

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Binders are hand wash only and I've STRUGGLED and i cannot recommend enough: get your ass an antique washboard! Get one with a textured glass board! Rub soap onto the textured part of the glass and then rub your binder against it and all sweat and soil fucking disappears! This washboard must have been a huge game changer for our ancestors who used to have to lay shit on a rock and beat it with a stick. The textured glass washboard makes hand washing so fucking easy! Trans man lifehack, wash your tit holster like a Victorian lady!!

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Canon dark era fr

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#atla

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Me thinks Tecchou is a bit ‘tistic

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd hunting dogs #bsd tetchou #bsd tecchou

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I think they’d made a super cute cuddle pile

I present to you:

The Hunting Dogs as actual dogs!!

Breed’s are as follows:

Jouno - malamute

Tecchou - akita

Teruko - cocker spaniel

Tachihara - mutt?? (I based it after is Wan dog counterpart, but idk the breed)

Fukuchi - Irish wolfhound

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd hunting dogs

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Jouno finding out that Fukuchi left Tachi alone and blinded and getting angry bc he’s been there and Fukuchi knows it and how dare he do this to Tachihara

#bsd #bsd tachihara #bsd jouno #bsd hunting dogs #bungou stray dogs

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Love that the most powerful special squad has

A.) a sadist who can control ages

B.) a man who eats eggs with the shell on

C.) a man who’s scared of dinos

D.) a man who has nightmares abt an air purifier

E.) whatever tf is wrong with Fukuchi

Reminder jouno has ornithoscelidaphobia do what you will with that

(I apologise for potentially bad translation in the alt text)

Also if youve ever wondered where my icon is from here you go

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #文豪ストレイドッグス #jouno saigiku #saigiku jouno #bsd jouno

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I wanna know what did Hirotsu think when he met his new fellow Black Lizard leaders and they were 

 Child 1 and Child 2

#hirotsu ryuurou #tachihara michizou #black lizard #tachigin #bsd #bungou stray dogs

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Guys I’m sorry I don’t think the hunting dogs should be allowed to pick their own clothes actually

new hunting dogs official art!

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd hunting dogs #bsd official art #bsd jouno #saigiku jouno #bsd tetchou #bsd tecchou #bsd teruko #bsd tachihara #bsd fukuchi

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#bsd season 4 #bsd tachihara #michizou tachihara #bsd hirotsu #ryuurou hirotsu

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Oh Dazai, how can you be so criminally pretty when all you've done is tuck a strand of hair behind your ear.

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Dammit, Boss...