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#wander over yonder #woy #thegreatestinthegalaxy #wander-round-the-galaxy #zcbornak #crack

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YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS WANDER!!!!

I love girls and smooching girls only. Never smooched a guy never will and I do not want to. I would not lie about this.

#thegreatestinthegalaxy #wander-round-the-galaxy #zcbornak #crack

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“I didn’t do anything. The poor little guy has gotten a splinter. We need to find away to get rid of it. I got it! How about I lure him into a room you close the door trapping him inside making it easy for us to catch him!” He said now going into the hallway looking around. He gave Hater thumbs up as he slowly walks. Now holding a bowl full of beacon and cheese. “Here Tim, Tim. I got good ol’ beacon and cheese it’s really good yum, yum!” He yelled the spider creature ran off Wander notices that his plain to lure him didn’t work so he just tries to chase him into a room. Once in the room the spider notices it trapped. “The plan worked. Now for that mean nasty splinter!” He got tweezers out and removes the splinter Tim is now calm and purrs happily. “Aw you happy now huh? Are you?” He said surprisingly Tim didnt growl or hiss at him it rest in Haters arms with hearts floating over he’s head.

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Hater listened to the other’s idea, but he didn’t want to admit it was a good one. “YOU’RE NOT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!” He yelled at him.. 

“...Buuut that was what I was going to say as well, so WE’RE GOING WITH THIS PLAN!” He found an excuse to follow the plan. “NOW LET’S MOVE!” 

Soon the boys were searching around for the small arachno-pet. When they located him, Hater immediately blocked the exits creating a forcefield, since that was the only thing Captain Tim couldn’t bite, tear through or spit acid on. “I got you now!!” He catched Tim and held him still as much as he could for Wander to pull the splinter out of the lord’s precious baby. He was watching in suspence.

“CAREFUL!” He interrupted him at first. “...Tim-Tim’s not really used to feel of pain! He only knows how to cause it to others.” He pointed out, worried for his little buddy, until Wander finally took it off him. 

“TIIIIIIIMMM~!!!”

The happy owner hugged his pet tighter, nuzzling his face against him as he started licking him before giving him some ‘love bites’ like he always liked to do. Hater giggled at his cuteness and the tickling feeling. “Aww, Captain Tim~ I was so worried that something terrible happened to you!!” He said as he lefted him up before pulling him into a warm hug again and started ticking his furry belly. “Tim-Tim got a boo-boo and daddy went ‘uh-oh, boo-hoo!” You naughty boy scared daddy, y’know that? Yes, you did! Yes you-....” He was nuzzling his nonexisting nose against C. Tim’s face until felt Wander’s presence and remembered they were not alone. That was awkward.. “Errrr....”

“.....GET OUT OF MY SHIP!” He demanded, not even thanking him for helping him out with all this.

#HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN #wander over yonder #lord hater #wander #wandereroftheuniverses-blog

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His eyes widened as he came to a scary conclusion of who might’ve been standing behind him. He quickly turned around, only to turn his suspicions into certainty.. 

“GAH-!” He exclaimed even though he had seen that coming. With a single jump, he found himself standing up, staring at the other. “WANDER!! WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?!?” He made a couple of steps towards him as he asked.

“Do you have ANY idea what TIME it is???” He pointer to his alarm clock, revealing that the current time was 2:25 AM. 

“WHAT DO YOU WANT!??” He asked, irritated, not feeling comfortable knowing that the small guy in a stupid hat could invade and violate his privacy anytime. Wander’ve been in his ship so many times before, but never THIS late.. Hater wouldn’t attack. No, he knew it’d be impossible for him to catch him just like that, especially at such hour when he didn’t have the energy required to run after the orange idiot.

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....Oh, how alarming.

To Hater’s disdain, all technological advances were against him right now. He could bat at his laptop all day, it won’t change the looming fear of a certain bug-eyed annoyance to be summoned to his vicinity.

And then....

Hater felt a small, soft tap tap on his back. Normally Peepers wouldn’t engage in physical contact to get his attention, and Captain Tim’s ‘touch’ was more like razor stabbing. That could only mean one thing....

#((Ok he’s not surprised that it was Wander who poke his back but he WAS surprised that he actually came to visit him at such a late hour)) #((in case I didn’t make it clear iuhufghjsars)) #HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN #wander over yonder #lord hater #wander #wanderrr

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Unexpected! It wasn’t his obsession with Wander making him relating every single thing to him. Not this time.. That creature ACTUALLY looked like.. a star nomad! And even worse; A star nomad who knows Wander and Sylvia! The lord stayed silent, pondering the new information, fixing the puzzle in his mind until Jenny gave him the floor.

“Uhhh no, I mean...” He shook his head to snap out of his thoughts and focus on the probably-enemy of his. “YOU’ve been HERE before?? BUT- HOW? I never-- I mean how’s that po-..?!”  He slapped a hand on his face.

“Urghhhh you’re just as sly and sneaky as that orange irritating furball is, aren’t you..?!” Then let it slip off his face as he continued. “AND NO, I HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR STUPID ENVELOPE! IF someone, and by ‘someone’ I mean the jenitor watchdog saw it, it’s brobably just where it belongs now AKA. THE TRASH CAN!” 

“...What? Aww, was that worthless piece of paper IMPORTANT to you?? WELL, I DON’T CARE!!” This time, he attacked his new enemy again, but didn’t miss. He lifted them up with his power of telekinesis and pushed them with force onto a rack-like tilted surface and the very next moment immobilized them by locking their wrists and ankles on it. The lights turned on to reveal they were in the Torture Room all along. Hater would always get ispiration by being around his deadly weapons and torture equipment, as much as reminiscing all those good ol’ memories he had in there, having fun over others’ terror, pain and suffering, and of course, all the begging he’d hear from his victums asking for mercy and bowing down to his greatness, giving him that arrogant feeling of superiority. All the above would make this place just perfect for him to play, sing or write new songs about how incredibly awesome he was.

“NOW.... You tell me what is your relationship with the wandering weirdo! Relatives? Friends? No matter what, he must really are about you, just like he does with literally everyone!” 

“So, now... You’re. My. BAIT!” The camera zommed in closer to his evil smiling face with each sillable he spelled.

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[Recap: Jenny SOMEHOW made it on to Hater's ship. They managed to interrupt him while he practiced his electric guitar... which at first glance didn't seem too dangerous... UNTIL HE SHOT AT THEM with it, they didn't get hit and they could tell he wasn't expecting anyone to show up... in fact... he seemed suprised to see Jenny of all people... i'm sure he expected Wander, definitely NOT Jenny.]

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Jenny crossed their arms, their face still decently hidden in the shadows. A reddish tint in their eyes may have been a hint that they were angry. "First of all, RUDE, secondly, the name's Jenny, thirdly, Wander ain't with me today so cool it, City Boy."

"I'm just looking for something, I might've dropped it somewhere on this narffin' ship when I fought one o' yer little pawns. What did Syl call them again?... Watchdogs?"

Jenny stepped out of the shadows, raising an eyebrow as they looked up at Lord Hater, "haven't seen an envelope with a red splatter on it, have ya?" They huffed. Jenny sounded a bit impatient and was about as snarky as a Zbornak that missed lunch.

#((Sorry for the delay dfzjfshd)) #HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN #wander over yonder #lord hater #jenny-in-space

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Why are you always yelling so much? Geez, like chill... :/

The male skeleton was startled by the other’s insolence. His rude and disrespectful behavior exceeded any limits. Did someone actually just DARED to talk to the Mighty Lord that way and they expect them to be calmer after all?? His eyes full of rage and hatred as he stepped a little closer to the anon.

“What... did you JUST say, you LAME, MISERABLE existence??” He gave them a last chance to correct themself before he throws at him a deadly attack he was now preparing.

#((Yeaahh sorry about that asdfghjkl)) #((but like.. Hater's a VILLAIN after all. NOT JUST for the laughs)) #((Don't expect him to always be patient nicer esp when things go THIS far!!)) #((Like ppl can point out the facts to him but talking to him with disrespect isn't really a good idea o.o dfsifjsjsef)) #wander over yonder #lord hater #Anonymous

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What could make you like Wander or at least not hate him anymore?

 “Oh, I don’t know.. Maybe using his hair and body to make a brush out of it would make him more useful and less hateful.. Like... getting rid of Captain Tim’s lice or something...”

“Also, If he ended up super unhappy, lonely and friendless for once, that’d also be a plus for me not to hate him that much.. Probably, seeing him suffer would make him more tolerable...”

“OH, I KNOW!! HOW ABOUT IF HE WIPED HIMSELF OFF THE MAP ONCE AND FOR ALL?? I THINK THAT’S PERFECT!!”

#HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN #wander over yonder #lord hater #anon

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Are you a simp?

“Are you that much of an idiot to think you’ll get away with this?”

“I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE”

#HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN #wander over yonder #lord hater #anon

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Sammi (MY OC.): Ugh great my dad a Q@A now! Great! MOM! Dad has a Tumblr now!

“Huh...?”

“WHO ARE YOU AND WHY YOU THINK I’D GIVE A FLARP ABOUT WHAT YOUR PARENTS DO?!?!”

#HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN #Wander Over Yonder #simpsonsfanuniverse #lord hater

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Hey Hater, I got your team's flag COME AND GET IT! *laughs and runs off with it*

For a moment, when he saw an orange furry thing grabbing his flag, he thought it was his arch nemesis.. but he looked slightly different.. “That wasn’t Wander, was it..?” All his doubts disappreared when he heard the sound of Gaelic’s female voice.

“!! HEY, I REMEMBER YOU! YOU’RE THAT FOX WEIRDO WITH THE BAD-TASTE JOKES!! GET BACK WITH MY FLA-- UGHHHHhhh I don’t have time to deal with her too..” He rubbed his eyes in exasperation.

“WATCHDOGS!! GET HIM!.. Iii mean HER!.. NOW!!” He demanded, pointing to the direction the wandering fox was running to.

#HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN #wander over yonder #lord hater #gaelic-the-wandering-fox

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The Rumor Come Out: Does Lord Hater is Gay? 🎤

“WHAT? I’M NOT GAY, YOU’RE GAY!!”

“WHO’S SPREADING THOSE RUMORS AROUND??!! IT’S SLANDER AND THEY TOTALLY DESERVE TO DIIEEE!”

“I mean like, IF I’m gay then WHY DOMINATOR SO H O T ??”

[ @thegreatestinthegalaxy couldn’t resist to write this down X’DDD ‘K. Changed it a liltlte.. ]

#ANDY IS THAT YOU??! #((LET'S BE HONEST.. Rumors or not Hater would act like that anyway!!)) #HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN #anon #wander over yonder #lord hater

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((NEW WANDER BLOG !!

RP CALL: WANDER

✰ 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏' 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒅𝒐! ✰

New RP blog!

Semi Selective, paragraph style, cross-over friendly!

#((FOLLOW THEM O.O #OOC #rp promo #wander #wander over yonder

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((OMG THIS IS SO GREAT LOL

Hey Hateyyyyyyyyyyy~

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#((HDOFITJDLTYDUTOHSTODYRJ #HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN #lord hater #wander over yonder #funbloodclots #((MOOD

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Hates great, Best... uh... I forgot the rest...

How does it go?

“Ohh don’t worry ‘bout that!”

“Just tell me what your planet’s name is and I’ll make sure to refresh your memory~”

#HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN #lord hater #wander over yonder #anon

[lord-hater-number1-superstar]

Hmm, the way you describe peepers makes it sound like you have a little crush on him

“A little-- WHAT?! EWW!!

HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST YOUR MIND??!”

I SAID PEEPERS IS MY PAL!  W H I C H PART OF THAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND??

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“UUuuughhhh ANONS these days...........”

#((BUDDIES!!! #HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN #lord hater #wander over yonder #anon

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Hey Hateyyyyyyyyyyy~

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#((I JUST LOVE TO REPLY TO SUBMITS OK #HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN #lord hater #wander over yonder #wander #sub #submit #submission #funbloodclots

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*peeks around the corner and stares at you menacingly*

[@jenny-in-space]

“Huhh...” Hater was sitting alone, practicing on his electric guitar, testing out some strings. 

“Ughh, no.. I got this...” He gave it another shot for another sour note. “No, not it.. Wait, I think I-um..” This time he also tried to sing “Oooh!...” A sudden shiver ran down his spine and absolute silence followed as he felt a presence in the air. “I, I...” He didn’t move his head, but just his pupils here and there to ckeck around. “Hm?” 

Something could be heard from a specific direction. He cleaned his throat and went back to singing. 

“I always feel like.. somebody’s WATCHING MEEEEEEEE!!!” He sang that in a rough voice while rocking on his guitar. He got up and continued. “...AND I HAVE NO PRIVACYY. OOH OOH!” Instantly, he used the string instrument -and new secret weapon- to zap with electricity where the sound was coming from only to eliminate whatever the furry stalker used to hide herself behind. The misterious creature had been exposed, but it was too dark for Hater to recognize who it was.

“HAH! GOTCHA!! There’s a reason that’s called an ELECTIC guitar, ya know!” The skeleton man bragged and the next moment he’d charge his body with his electricity and summon all that energy directly to his pointer finger, preparing to attack.

“YOU JUST GOT B U S T E D, BUSTARD! Now, SAY GOODB--” The light of his charging electricity brightened the place enough for Hater to realize what was standing before him was something.. familiar, but still different... 

He quited his attack as he found himself staring in surprise and confusion. “.....Huh? Wh-WHO ARE YOU!??” He demanded to know with a lack of patience.

#((JHSFIUKSAFH SO MUCH WRITTING FOR JUST A SMALL ASK I KNOW!! #((But like... that was the first thing that came to mind #HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN #lord hater #wander over yonder #anon #jenny-in-space