My favourite thing about being in the Fablehaven fandom is that it’s so small that I can make any post about it and it’ll get notes from almost the entire Tumblr fandom.
My other favourite thing is that Vanessa Santoro exists.
Okay but imagine being Scott and Marla Sorenson like "all we did was leave our kids with their grandparents for the summer tf you mean they're fighting demons"
Watching the final battle, over time you realize that the only result in which the Cullens would not have lost miserably was only to make the Volturi
SO. DAMN. UNPROFESSIONAL.
The filmmakers did their best to show that the Volturi's powers is just a joke.
The very first remark will follow because of this scene:
It's cool that we can see Alec's powers in action of course, but!
Did they seriously need to use 3 out of 4 guards just to catch one vampire?
Jane could literally single-handedly disable him AND interrogate him herself (and kill him if necessary).
Ok. Next.
"NOOOoooo😭 Don't use your powers Alec, otherwise we will overcome them and Ediee and Bella won't have a happy ending as I love😪" - Aro.
Cause...wtf is this??👇
Right! A completely wasted potential.
By the way, a very important part - during the battle, it was never shown how Alec uses his "super-duper-cool" gift.
He just died, losing in a fight to Emmett, never actually using it.
We go further.
An iconic scene, of course, but it all looks pretty stupid too:
Well...
Bella pissed her off so much that she wanted to have a 1x1 brawl or...?
Ok, and as I understand correctly, their entire combat system is based on Jane ???
Because as soon as Bella "developed" her shield, we see how all the Volturi lose (Demetri was beaten by Jasper, Alec was killed by Emmett, etc.,).
And why are they in a guard with Jane then, if they are so helpless without her gift????
Pfff.f.....next.
LOL! Who needs the world's number 1 tracker to chase a werewolf with a strange child when Santiago is right there!
Yeah... Demetri was completely useless, as was Alec.
He really threw Edward into a cliff and with his scent of hundreds of dogs DID NOT FEEL THAT HE DID NOT FALL.
To be honest, if it were even a little more realistic, Bells would have been killed after 5 minutes.
Not to mention a lot of other things, like Benjamin actually being able to HIT FIRE FROM HANDS, knowing that a vampire's worst enemy is fire. But it seems to be much more useful to set light to wood.🤐
Caius' death was even more absurd.
This man literally almost destroyed an entire race of werewolves with his own hands, it is obvious that he must be able to fight, but the scriptwriters think otherwise ....
In the scene of his "fight" with Tanya, he just fucking ran up to her screaming like mad, grabbed her by the neck with one hand and-
That's all.
He didn't really use a single move, he didn't even TRY to kill her, he just ran like an aunt late for the train, and then he was kicked and torn in two.
This whole fight scene should've just end at there tbh:
*then Bella crushes Edward to death with her buttocks, and her clumsy ass falls into the cliff that Benjamin made. The End.
I thought they were the same person stop it lmaoooo
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I just realized the other day that Jerome Flynn and Kevin McKidd are actually rather similar-looking. Since they’re only 10 years apart in age, they could easily play brothers… what I wouldn’t give to be in the middle of THAT sandwich!!
hi everyone, sorry for not posting the past week, but I’ve been very busy lately and didn’t have time for regular uploads. I will be back in a few days💕
Please do a first romantic Date Moodboard Marcus x Dydime
Marcus & Didyme — first date
Thank you so much for your request! I know they both met before the classical and hellenic period, contrary to what is shown here, but I wanted to capture the softness and whole vibe I’d associate with their first date. I assume Marcus would take Didyme for a walk or a hack on the beach. Hence the horse picture and greek beaches. I’d imagine they spent hours on talking about common interests and the past. Enjoy :)