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[lucretiaswife]

i feel like people miss the point and think jake doesn't want to be desired at all when what he wants is to not be desired as a man

#hs #good post

[lucretiaswife]

Trying so hard not to think about dariax sleeping alone that first night in zephrah. How long did it take for him to realize his best friend was not coming back.

#critical role #cr spoilers

[lucretiaswife]

i'm sitting here head in hands because the grief and tears in aimee's/opal's voice as she said begged "go see orym" because i know she misses him SO badly - she loves him so dearly and whole heartedly but she simply...can't face him anymore

she'll never be able to see orym again...not like this

#WAILS #critical role #cr spoilers

[lucretiaswife]

Imagine being magically compelled to leave as your brother is being attacked by a giant spider.

And then he suddenly stops screaming.

#this episode made me sick #10/10 #critical role #cr spoilers

[lucretiaswife]

This scene with Dariax and Dorian is giving such “throw the dog a ball and then run away and leave it behind while it goes to get it” energy and it’s honestly the most gut-wrenching thing that has EVER happened on this show and yes that includes Molly’s death.

#really ​good analogy fuck #critical role #cr spoilers

[lucretiaswife]

Dorian telling Dariax he’s going to watch him play after giving him the lute. Smiling, then going stony-faced when Dariax turns away. Turning invisible, and leaving him behind, still strumming on that lute.

Dariax, finding a little joy in playing the lute after watching his friend die. Watching his friends leave. It’s going to be okay, because he still has Dorian. He still has—

But Dorian’s gone.

#sick to my stomach #critical role #cr spoilers

[lucretiaswife]

Gideon is about to break couple bones

close ups:

#tlt #gtn

[lucretiaswife]

Me: ok body I know you like to stay up really late but we're gonna try this neeww healthy thing called going to bed... Early! :D Aren't you excited to try it!

My body: *wakes up screaming and throwing my blankets on the ground*

[lucretiaswife]

@fluxphage said "YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME GIDEON NAV WOULDN'T CALL HARROW 'THE BONER'" and unfortunately, they're correct.

#tlt

[lucretiaswife]

sometimes I getting hit with Pyrrha looking at Alecto, Harrow and Paul and none of them are the same people she has spent 6 months loving and caring for

#screams cries throws up #nona the ninth #the locked tomb

[lucretiaswife]

still obssessed with gideons communication skills

#the locked tomb #fave #art

[lucretiaswife]

griddleharlectostasia brainrot hours

#didn't even notice alecto and anastasia at first this is so good #tlt #the locked tomb #fave #art

[lucretiaswife]

I remember someone theorizing that they can come back to Canaan house in alecto and I've been thinking about it everyday since

all their stuff is probably still there, and just thinking about Harrow being able to get one of her ninth robes from the room they were staying in, not like anyone packed their bags

she didn't really have a lot of conscious time when she was back on the ninth in nona, she finally can get something familiar and hers after the hell that was mithraeum

#screaming #the locked tomb

[lucretiaswife]

finally listening to the nona audiobook

#;u; #nona my babygirl my angel my sweet cheese #the locked tomb #tlt

[lucretiaswife]

something very important to understand about coronabeth tridentarius is that she's not Cool. she's hot, she's audacious, she's intoxicating, but she isn't Cool.

she likes the worst fucking puns in the entire world so much. she isn't good at comebacks. she's obsessively codependent with her creepy and wet twin sister. she has the fucking audacity to call someone else a nepo baby and think she made a point. she wants anyone who doesn't want her. she wants camilla to hug her and hold her the way camilla hugs and holds nona. she asks people's opinions about her and then gets upset if they say anything too honest. she wears such gaudy jewelry with everyday outfits that she bypasses "fancy" and wraps straight back around into "playing dress-up." she cried when her sister didn't kill and eat her. she's not good at pretending to be a necromancer, but her true love is the sword, but she's not particularly good at that either. she's down bad for judith fucking deuteros.

if everyone wasn't so distracted by how hot she is then the truth would be more obvious, and the truth is that coronabeth tridentarius is deeply lame (affectionate).

#fave #the locked tomb

[lucretiaswife]

it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.

#tlt #butalsoimsorrytosayhomest-