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Did I just pierce my own septum at 12 am?

Yes

Do I regret it

Hell no

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The question is not “will I feed the emo demon inside me”, it’s “should I”

Is anyone else getting the sudden urge to become emo/scene rn? Just me ok

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Is anyone else getting the sudden urge to become emo/scene rn? Just me ok

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So in physics today we were talking about our upcoming egg drop project and materials we can and can’t use.

Then this one guy in the back asks “can I use a trash bag”

And the teacher’s like “yeah, I said you could use plastic bags”

Then the guy says “no like, full of trash”

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bad chemistry joke

guy 1- ey bro this is too acidic

guy 2- just put some drain cleaner in it

guy 1- Idk, that solution sounds a little basic

#pun #chemestry #chemistry puns

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This

is just the 2019 version of this

#meme #showerthoughts

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Why does WebMD keep on telling me I’m a drug addict? Like NO, I probably just have a cold and depression.

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I love the Russian language because instead of saying “where is the bathroom?” you say “где туалет?” which literally translates to “where toilet?” and yeah

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chaotic bisexual energy is using a stapler to permanently cuff your jeans

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i wanna be tall but also incredibly short at the same time

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"Youre too young to be a lonley hopeless romantic!"

Lol i freaking wish

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Revolt adult

what is it called if you’re still an angsty teen but you’re not a teen anymore?

not asking for a friend

i’m asking for me

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Why the heck do i have 47 followers?

Like, are yall actually interested in my nonsence or?

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I never really understood why people said teens are overly emotional until i became an overly emotional teen

#relatable #lol

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2013 youtube was odd

Remember when there were a bunch of overly specific "how to convince your parents" videos? Like, "How to convince your parents to let you get a 2 month old border collie german shepard mix" and stuff like that.

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Why in HECK did i decide to eat taco bell AND sushi for dinner

#my stomach sounds like a dubstep song

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I told myself that i wouldnt eat any food past 9pm tonight yet here i am walking downstairs to eat som bologna like a goblin

#relatable #idk