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The expressions 😩 so fucking good, chiefs kiss 🤌

#maeglin #Eärendil #silmarilllion #tolkien #tha fall of Gondolin

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So um, I found this like 30min ago and gave it a listen....you should too, I FOLDED ON THE 1ST TRACK and I can guarantee, you will too...trust me...you will

This is me RN i am in shambles because of his voice like mmmmm he so fine:

On track 20, i was like bby Melkor preachhhh yess king:

Anyway will go cry now🫡 while listening track 1 and track 21 on repeat 👍🫠

#melkordidnothingwrong #his voice is so beautiful #i could just eat him #hoe for melkor #silmarillion #silm shitpost #melkor #silm incorrect quotes #silmarillion memes #feanor #morgoth #sauron #bbygrl

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Made for @floraroselaughter  ‘s WILD WEST AU (Law of the Lawless) you should definitely go check it out!

Outlaw Melkor because he is like that ;)

Key point - I still can’t draw horses :P

#silmarillion #melkor #morgoth #silm headcanons #law of the lawless #middle earth imagine #wild west au

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#lotr #lotr fan art #sauron #saruman

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Ungoliant: With one hand thou givest...with left only

Melkor: *starts to sweat*

Ungoliant: Open thy right hand

Melkor: *holds the Silmarils tighter*

Melkor: *they start to burn*

Ungoliant: Nice hand warmers you got there

Melkor:...why did i agree to this...

Melkor: *starts screaming*

#silmarillion #silm shitpost #silm incorrect quotes #silmarillion memes #melkor #morgoth #angbang #silm headcanons #ungoliant #crackhead energy #silmarils

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Beren: I want to marry your daughter.

Thingol: well, If you bring me a silmaril from morgoth crown then I will think about accepting your proposal.

Few days later....

(Thingol sipping his tea peacfully, chokes in it when the doors suddenly opens widely)

Beren:*returns with the stolen silmaril while holding luthien bridel style* here's the silmaril you want, now I go with wifu, ADIOS!

Luthien: bye dad see ya never, oh and I am mortal now:).

Thingol:....

Thingol:......

Thingol:........*faints*

Melian: I think they just broke him.

#silm headcanons #silm incorrect quotes #silmarillion memes #silm shitpost #elu thingol #melian #luthien #beren #silm elves #dad of the year #silmarillion

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Manwë: Violence isn't the answer

Melkor: You’re right

Manwë: *sighs in relief*

Melkor: Violence is the question

Manwë: What?

Melkor: *bolting away* And the answer is yes

Manwë: *running after him* NO-

#silmarillion #silm shitpost #silm incorrect quotes #silmarillion memes #melkor #morgoth #silm headcanons #manweispissed #manwe sulimo #manwe

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This is something Melkor would say if the Valar asked him what his relationship with Mairon is. *lies to their faces*

Ps. This also applies for brimby, but instead of the valar is just an angry Galadriel

I swear I'm normal about Sauron don't look at my saved photos his ass ain't there

#silmarillion #Sauron #Mairon #marion #melkor #angbang #celebrimbor #silvergifting #silm headcanons #silm incorrect quotes #silm shitpost #morgoth

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Even Melkor the Great Dark Lord needs a lullaby to sleep (cuz he didn't have a mother to do that for him)

LOL Eru would never

I bet Luthien would tuck him in, if she got another silmaril in return

#silmarillion #silm shitpost #silmarillion memes #silm incorrect quotes #melkor #angbang #morgoth #silm headcanons #maedhros #luthien #silmarils #silm elves #feanorians

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I would make you a queen or smth.

The raft scene if she would have said yes to his proposal.

#halbrand #galadriel #haladriel #lotr trop #trop crack #saurondriel #rings of power #sauron #halbrand x galadriel

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Mandos: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Feänor: Stop romanticizing the past

#silmarillion #silm shitpost #silmarillion memes #silm incorrect quotes #silm headcanons #silm elves #feanor #feanaro #mandos #feanorians #silmarilion

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Melkor: *accidentally hits Marion in the face*

Melkor: *trying to decide between saying "I’m fucking sorry" and "Are you okay"*

Melkor: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Mairon: What’s wrong with you?!

Mairon:...hit me again...please

#silmarillion #silm shitpost #sauron #silmarillion memes #mairon #melkor #silm incorrect quotes #angbang #morgoth #silm headcanons

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IF Melkor and Varda were married, it would go something like this:

#silmarillion #silm shitpost #sauron #silmarillion memes #mairon #melkor #silm incorrect quotes #angbang #morgoth #silm headcanons #varda #manweispissed

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Well this is accurate 😳

Melkor: I’m Melkor the fucking dark lord!

Sauron: I’m fucking Melkor the dark lord.

#angbang #marion #morgoth #silmarillion #silm incorrect quotes #silm headcanons #sauron

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*a quiet evening in Angband*

Melkor: *gently taps table*

Gothmog: What are they doing?

Sauron: *taps back*

Thuri: Morse code

Melkor: *aggressively taps table*

Sauron: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Melkor: *flips over the table*

#silmarillion #silm shitpost #sauron #silmarillion memes #mairon #melkor #silm incorrect quotes #angbang #morgoth

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#Silmarillion #melkor #sauron #angbang

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Sauron a.k.a Annatar when all the rings of power are made in Eregion:

Time to get my ass back into Mordor.

#silmarillion #silm shitpost #silmarillion memes #mairon #sauron #silm incorrect quotes #silvergifting #rop spoilers #celebrimbor