#silm incorrect quotes

[lotrhobbitsilmincorrectquotes]

Young and naive Maedhros: I hope something good happens

Adult and tired Maedhros: I hope whatever bad thing happens next is at least funny

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#maedhros #silmarillion #silm #incorrect silmarillion quotes #silm incorrect quotes

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

The valar: *creates sun of the fruit of the destroyed trees*

Valinor born elves: Oh, to see the light of our beloved trees in the skies again is a blessing!

Middle earth elves, who’ve never seen any kind of natural light ever, of which most literally just live in the dark: *retinas on fire, getting sunburns in record time all over their skin* wHAT KIND OF OLD BURNING BULLSHIT IS THIS?! WHICH DEVIL PLAYED WITH FIRE AND THREW IT AT US!!!??

#lord of the rings #silmarillion #lotr #the hobbit #lotr elves #incorrect tolkien quotes #silvans #incorrect lotr quotes #silm incorrect quotes

[ofmiceandwomen]

Finwë is like “Of course I love all my sons equally. Right, Fëanor, Falafel and Finances?”

#I’m sorry for this poor excuse of an attempt to be active again #silmarillion #tolkien #the silm fandom #noldor #sons of finwe #silm incorrect quotes #the silmarillion #feanor #fingolfin #finarfin #silm shitpost

[kitcat22]

Fingolfin: (finishes Finwe’s birthday speech) Ha! try and outdo that

Feanor: (sipping wine) Nerdanel is pregnant

Finwe: (gasp) Really?!!

#Baby Curufinwe Atarinke on his way #silm incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the silm #silm #silmarillion #the silmarillion #feanor #fingolfin #finwe

[cirrdan]

Thingol, Melian and Luthien>

#and some comics #silmarillion #thingol #melian #luthien #tolkien universe #the silmarillion #tolkien stuff #digital art #silm memes #silm incorrect quotes #tolkien fandom #lotr #beren and luthien #silmart #silmarillion elves

[istaricelebelasse]

Maglor: *somehow finds himself in Lorien*

Galadriel: I can’t believe I have to look after my kinslaying cousin

Celeborn: You don’t

Maglor: You really, really don’t

Galadriel: *already planning a new wardrobe for him* Oh woe is me, how fate has forced my hand

#galadriel #Maglor #celeborn #third age #lotr #silm incorrect quotes #Galadriel looks at her pathetic wet cat of a cousin and asks if anyone is going to care for him without waiting for an answer

[stacytea]

(sometime during Fingon's reign)

Maedhros: Finno, darling, are you alright?

Maedhros: I've just seen you using regular ink to sign decrees, instead of your fauvourite, fancy, pink, glitter one

Maedhros: I got worried.

#the silmarillion #silm incorrect quotes #russingon #russingon incorrect quotes #fingon #maedhros #high king fingon #incorrect silmarillion quotes #how do they even have glitter?idk #okay actually I have a headcanon #which is that curufin invented glitter so celebrimbor could have shimmering birthday hat #tiny birthday hats everyone #these r so cute #imagine 5 years old celebrimbor in one #he would look so cute #anyway back to fingon #I definitely see him as the kind of person who signs up legal documents with glittery gel pens

[scatteredlight1]

Annatar: Alright, pretend normalcy and think about your hobbies. Sauron *from the back of his mind*: Necromancy, torture, murder, extermination, infiltration, manipulation...

#silmarillion #tolkien #silm #lotr #sauron #annatar #silm incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[maeofthenoldor]

Elrond: Ada. Why have you forbade me from entering the delicious chamber?

Maglor: it is called an oven and you will die.

Elrond: I am strong, father.

#tolkien #silmarillion #elrond #kidnap fam #kidnap dads #maglor #feanorian #feanorians #silm incorrect quotes

[twailia2455]

When and if the feanorians or just any of the 1st age elves in general get re-embodied they probably just have a very strict unspoken what happens in exile stays in exile policy.

Bonus points when like Elrond or other elves travel west and it just gets re invented into a what happens in middle earth stays in middle earth and he like just has to pretend to meet Maedhros for the first time at a family get together.

#silmarillion #the silm fandom #feanorians #silm crack #silm incorrect quotes #the silmarillion #silm memes #laughing so much at the constant not just passive aggressive behaviour but passive everything #Galadriel don’t gaf about this rule and has everyone gasping with the shit she says over tea #Maehdros #Elrond crying shaking hands with Maehdros having to introduce hisself like that’s not the man that raised him #Maglor #was in Rivendell

[lotrhobbitsilmincorrectquotes]

Gil-galad: Celebrian kissed you... and you said "thank you"?

Elrond, lying face down: yes

Gil-galad: well... that was very polite

#Listen Elrond has two modes: 'wild unpredictable eldritch' and 'kind and innocent as summer' #elrond #gil galad #incorrect silmarillion quotes #silm incorrect quotes #silmarillion #silm

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Lmoa, but i can just imagine:

Valinor elf: welcome kinsman! To the land of valinor, where nothing and no one feels pain and we are provided for by the valar!

Silvan, who has never known a day of relaxation in their life, who comes from a society that has never known a day of relaxation in it’s life: what- what am i supposed to do here??

Valinor elf: here we can live peacefully and without fear, able to pursue our own pursuits at leisure.

Silvan: ok, but, like, what is there to live for? Like what are you doing things for? What’s driving you? What are you fighting for-

Valinor elf: fighting? There is no need to fight here. Just relax, there’s no need to be stressed.

Silvan: no need to be stressed?? Stress is like, my base setting. Isn’t it everyone’s base setting? You can live life and not be stressed??? That’s an option???

Valinor: y-yes?

Other Silvan elf, who’s been here for a while, popping up outta nowhere and proceeding to guide the other silvan away: babe, that’s because you are addicted to truama. I know, i get it, we all were. Let’s get you a weighted blanket and some therapy, ok?

#lord of the rings #silmarillion #lotr #the hobbit #lotr elves #thranduil #legolas #mirkwood #greenwood the great #silvans #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #silm incorrect quotes #valinor #and the elves born in valinor have no idea what it’s like #someone get the silvans some therapy #and the avari too #actually lbh they probably figured it out for themselves at some point #they are still shit at it though

[localmdderes]

Maglor: Hello Everlasting Darkness my old friend I've come to talk with you again

#maglor #tolkien #silm #silmarillion #the silmarillion #silm incorrect quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes

[tolkieen]

*A determined Celegorm wooing his crush the Vala Oromë by holding a boom box up in front of his mighty Forest, playing with full blast “in the middle of the night” by Elley Duhé

In the background:

His brothers standing with him as “moral” support

Feanor massaging his temples: “Where did I ever go wrong raising this kid”

Nerdanel: “Don’t look at me, I’m not the one who told him about when you did the exact same thing in front my father’s house”

Fingolfin hiding behind a tree, laughing and eating popcorn

#silmarillion #the silmarillion #fingolfin #feanor #feanorians #sons of feanor #feanor meme #silm incorrect quotes #noldor elves #silmarillion memes #oromë #prince of valinor #valinor #celegorm is crushing hard on Orome

[cirrdan]

So much linguistic drama in Shibboleth of Fëanor.

That one th/s sound change that Fëanor cared about because the th appeared in his mother's name...I adore this detail, so decided to sketch Fëanáro teaching his children to pronounce correctly xD

#shibboleth of fëanor #tolkien universe #silmarillion #feanor #maedhros #maglor #linguistics #the silmarillion #tolkien stuff #digital art #tolkien fandom #silm memes #silm incorrect quotes #lotr #tolkien #feanorians #the lord of the rings #curufinwë fëanáro

[the-doom-of-mandos]

Celegorm: ‘I can make him better’ this, ‘I can make him worse’ that. I have a knife. I can make him dead

#celegorm #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue