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Aegnor: My therapist started crying mid session

Curufin: I think that means

you win

#aegnor #curufin #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Turgon: Do you always have to spit out some dumb one liner whenever you kill someone?

Aredhel: It’s part of my charm!

#turgon #aredhel #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Maglor, in the hospital: Any news?

Doctor: Not yet, we’re waiting for the x-rays

Maglor: But I’ve never dated anyone called Ray

Caranthir, turning to the doctor: I think we’ll need a brain scan too

#maglor #caranthir #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Caranthir: What are we gonna do?

Curufin: We could set it on fire?

Maedhros: No

Celegorm: Keep it in your back pocket

#caranthir #curufin #maedhros #celegorm #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Fingon: Argon, are you crying?

Argon: No, I’m having an allergic reaction

Fingon: To what?

Argon: Life

#fingon #argon #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Celegorm: ‘I can make him better’ this, ‘I can make him worse’ that. I have a knife. I can make him dead

#celegorm #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Galadriel: Remember, while burying a body, make sure to plant endangered plants in top, so it’s illegal to dig it up

#galadriel #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Angrod: This next song goes out to my uncle Fëanor. It’s called ‘I fucking hate it here and I don’t want to be here anymore’

#angrod #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Maedhros, watching his younger siblings: Common sense isn’t actually as common as the name suggests

#maedhros #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Aredhel: Life is like an egg

Turgon: How so?

Aredhel: Sometimes there are chickens in it

#aredhel #turgon #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Celegorm: I'm going to open a dog café, but I need investors. Here's the plan — the first floor will have normal dogs, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous dogs, and at the top floor there will be me with a gun

#celegorm #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Aegnor: Have a safe trip!

Galadriel: I have no control over the safety of this trip

Aegnor: Die then

#aegnor #galadriel #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Amrod: I need life advice

Celegorm, drinking a litre of Gatorade and eating raw cookie dough: And you came to me for help?

#amrod #celegorm #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Fingolfin: Can I tell you a secret?

Fëanor: I wouldn’t recommend it, no

#fingolfin #fëanor #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue #fëanor: the likelihood of me using against you is terrifyingly high

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Curufin: Wow, did you hear that voice crack?

Celegorm: That wasn’t a voice crack, that was a whole voice meth

#curufin #celegorm #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Aredhel: If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Argon, it’s to set people’s expectations really low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all

#aredhel #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue

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Caranthir: You can track Celegorm?

Curufin: Of course. If the NSA can do it, so can I

#caranthir #curufin #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue #curufin: anything they can do i can do better because i can do anything better than them