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totally normal way to look at a person who just bit off your finger btw

#pfffft #fallout

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#pfffft #the sacred texts #i have literally never seen the original before now i feel blessed 🥹

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Please reblog for greater visibility!

#oh def wen ning #10000% wen ning #unethical surgery aside wen qing is pretty hinged really XD #wen ning on the other hand straight up commitment treason after receiving one (1) compliment #i love the kid but that is just wild XD #the untamed #mdzs

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#pfffft

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I was gonna keep chipping away at getting the SM chokers done (49 more extension chains to cut yaaaay 😩), but I had to go to the dentist today so they could steal my tooth and I feel like that entitles me to a day off, so I've really just done fuck all today and I have to live with that. XD

#i'm sure my hands will appreciate the break lol #been doing a bit better at not overworking them some days #and then i go and fuck it up immediately after #because i do not learn from my mistakes asdfgvh

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#pfffft

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

#pfffft #always reblog XD

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Me? Poking my belly for two minutes straight to make it jiggle? It's more likely than you think.

#i am. very easily amused XD

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"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

#*awkward smile of Still Not Officially Diagnosed* #yyyyyep

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So, when it rained a lot the other day the front pasture got pretty flooded and when I called the babes up for breakfast Houdini was walking around the “pond” and went to go stand on his board that he loves to stand on and it started to move and that’s the story of probably the first horse who ever surfed. 

#pfffft

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I think one of the most harmful concepts that is widely accepted is the idea of there being a universally applicable ideal for anything.

There is no ideal parent. Different children benefit from different mixes of expectations, attention, and guidance. A parent that one child finds supportive could be far too involved for a more independent child. A parent that one child finds to be expecting the best of them could be expecting more than a different child can give.

There is no ideal teacher. Different students learn best in different ways. One student may adore a teacher who primarily presents information visually, and another may struggle to stay engaged. One student may thrive in a class heavy on discussion, and another may retreat from the discussion and struggle to stay afloat.

There is no ideal partner. Different people want different levels of involvement with their partner. One person's attentive may be another person's uncomfortably clingy. One person's curious and engaged might be another person's nosy. There is no ideal brain, there is no ideal body, there is no ideal diet, there is no ideal environment, there is no ideal biome, there is no ideal amount of trees, there is no ideal family structure, there is no ideal set of policies, there is no ideal method of international trade, there is no meaningful singular ideal for anything at a broad scale.

Attempting to define, let alone chase, a singular ideal is fruitless at best. At worst, it results in carefully sanding off those all-important differences to try to make things fit. This inevitably results in hurting people, because "This should work for everyone." never works for everyone.

It's such a tempting idea to chase, because it feels like if you could find that singular point of perfection, you could fix so much. That you'd be able to keep so many people from being hurt and struggling. That there has to be a correct solution that you can apply universally, and then everything will be fine.

Instead, there is only what works, and what doesn't, and that changes dramatically with the situation. Everything is in context, and everything is in flux. You always have to look at the exact problem that you are trying to solve, and fit the solution to the situation. Because the situation is not going to fit itself to your solution.

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how?? just how?

#for fucks sake #fucking chocolate guy

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reblog this and tell me in the notes which book you've reread most in your life, pretty please!

#it would either be The Secret Garden or El Saltamontes Verde #i literally read our first copies of those to pieces XD

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that is fucked

#pfffft

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It’s a really old meme but “You fucked up a perfectly good [noun] is what you did. Look at it. It has anxiety.” Is still like a golden phrase to me

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

#pfffft #i am feel attacked #writer problems