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not me reading 'bathrooom enthusiast' and thinking you were a really great pooper

LMAO well not to brag or anything but i AM a pretty great pooper 💪 grade a dookie dropper 💩🚽💯

#context for anyone else reading this: SAW 🪚 bathroom enthusiast 🫡 i am NOT enthusiastic about any other bathroom 🚫 #type: ask #anonymous

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I want to see people's perspectives on top surgery and whether people want nipples or not.

If you reblog and vote, I'd love to see your thoughts and also what gender identity you refer to yourself as.

EDIT: if you are not trans masc but still want top surgery, this poll still applies. So sorry about this, I cannot change the title of the poll but please note It was an accident

#no top surgery yet (want it desperately but will probably never get it haha) and i want to keep my nip nops #to answer the other stuff in the post: i am non-binary (and also on t :3 about to be 8 months now!!) #type: poll

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let’s play! 👾

#type: art

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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

#type: text #meet cute of all time

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JENNA COLEMAN photographed by Grace Maier for Vogue Ukraine // March 2024

#p: jenna coleman

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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (2010) — Robert Pattinson’s audio commentary with Kristen Stewart

#WHY COULDN'T THEY USE REAL WOLVES #N THE SECOND TO LAST ONE ????!!!!!$(!($(&&($(!(!!!??? #i love them #p: robert pattinson #p: kristen stewart #series: twilight

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#YOU CAN BREAK AND ENTER MY HOUSE AND SNOOZE ON MY FLOOR ANY TIME BISKIT!!!!!!! #i have been think about him a lot lately :3 #g: animal crossing #ch: biskit

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🎵 🦌🐙🐇 🎵

#🥺💜 #g: animal crossing #color: purple

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#eating his nose as i type this #🍽️👃 #the lip scar.............. *visibly drooling* THE LIP SCAR ‼️‼️‼️‼️ #p: mat baynton

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phil is a genius at marketing bc he realised that if he turned sponsor segments into saw traps it would compel people to watch. and it's working. every time a segue makes dan look like he wants to die i am enthralled

#type: text #LMAOOOOO #dip and pip + (metaphorical) saw traps 2 of my favorite things :3

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this is the single best picture of an eclipse I've taken ever. it's not even close

bark bark bark bark

#me #queue do not put people's feet in food processors!

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Would a murderer be so frank?

#this smug bastard......................... #i want him #tv: murder is easy #ch: dr. thomas #p: mat baynton #queue do not put people's feet in food processors!

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flirting 101

#i'm still giggling and kicking my feet over this #p: dan howell #p: phil lester

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You are perfect as you are 💛🤍💜🖤

#aWWWWWAHHHH the little enby flag on their hat 🥺🥺🥺 #this is so cute n They are everything to me #tv: our flag means death #ch: jim jimenez #type: art

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#TRUE #f: saw

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#me

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reblog if you'd go on a roadtrip with your pfp

#yeah #and i'd run him over too #:3 <3 #type: text