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the inchident is really max’s roman empire. that man will combust into flames if he doesn’t mention it at least three times a day.

#f1 #formula 1 #even charles doesn’t mention it that much #max is down bad and in love GET UP #max verstappen #him talking abt the inchident on stream three times in less than an hour he needs help #and redline just isn’t fazed they just keep going wow #max is truly unhinged what even happened to him on kings day #lestappen

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adrian newey really said if no one is addressing the blatant sexual abuse scandal here i might as well leave to a better workplace and give them a better car and i respect him for that

#f1 #formula 1 #adrian newey #max to mercedes becoming realer by the day #wonder what helmut is gonna yap about this time #newey to Ferrari let’s do this

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“Lestappen are cosmically fated” I say into the mic. The crowd boos, I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. “She’s right” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row stands: Chinese F1 commentators, all of twitter, all world champions from the past decade and a half. Jos Verstappen, everyone who ever had the misfortune of karting with them, and Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc.

#the ONLY thing i agree with jos verstappen on

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this really is one of the images of all time

#max asking if the singaporian flag is the monaco one WHILE LIVING IN MONACO #and he’s supposed to be a geography nerd too #literally insane levels of down bad #poor lewis stuck in the middle of them #max was on a MISSION that day #i know lewis texted seb like ‘you cannot BELIEVE what i have to go through’ #charles probably would not be able to pick up signals even if max came up to him and said im flirting with you pay attention #lestappen

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Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton

tell me how I hadn't seen this before????

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the sprint commentary from nico is precisely why i refuse to learn more about brocedes because the crumbs i do know are already enough to devastate me. because yes, nico might have spent that entire sprint trying to send telepathic signals to lewis on how he could improve so he could win. yes, every other word out of his mouth might have been about how he knows lewis can be more agressive than that, how he knows lewis and knows he can do better. but that's all commentary, that's still technically part of his job description.

but what do you mean lewis still sends christmas presents to nico's daughters every year?? what do you mean lewis, when talking about the first time he visited monaco said that it wasn't for a a gp, it was because 'a f- ...someone i know- ...a friend of mine invited me'??? the friend in question? a 13 year old nico. what do you mean that now, 25 years later, they live in the same apartment building in monaco???? what do you mean nico said 'he's still my best friend at heart'????? what do you mean lewis, when asked if he was a better driver now then he was in 2016, completely unprompted said 'yes, and better teammate' and then the camera cut to nico wHO WAS ON THE BROADCAST THAT WEEKEND AND HE JUST LOOKED DEVASTATED??????

the childhood best friends -> teammates -> enemies -> strangers -> whatever the fuck it is they've got going on now is just too strong and it would pull me in too deep and i would never escape.

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MAX STRUGGLING WITH THE HAT IN THE COOLDOWN ROOM AND THEN REACTING TO THE STROLL CRASH HES SO FUNNY IM IN TEARS

#f1 #formula 1 #max verstappen #chinese gp 2024 #max is such a gossip oh my god #i love him so much

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nico rosberg we need you in the commentator's box EVERY WEEKEND. he's out here giving full, clear off-the-cuff thought-out analyses of driver strategy and decisions and i just haven't heard this ONCE in all my weekends of watching grand prixs. usually it's just bumbling commentators out here like "huh! wonder what that means! the mystery of f1 tires for realsies xx"

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BTW Charles Leclerc is the only driver to have finished within the top 4 for every race so far this season. He is pretty undoubtedly the best driver on the grid at the moment aside from Max Verstappen.

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The curse struck again-

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ferrari needs to fix quali pace and tire heating SOON. charles is about to have everyone’s heads the second they get back to maranello

#f1 #formula 1 #charles leclerc #literally fighting only god and ferrari at this point #the inherent problems of being in a ferrari #imola upgrades cannot come fast enough #miami pole charles and p2 calling it

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"The question for Alpine still is which parts are better: the new or the old ones?" non. not a single part of this car is better. just throw the whole car out and redesign they have like two weeks we can only go UP

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nico saying he enjoys commenting please can we keep him 🥺🙏

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so who’s gonna tell max that charles isn’t going to be on the podium 🧍🏾‍♂️

#f1 #formula 1 #chinese gp 2024 #max really rates charles and no one else #max verstappen #charles leclerc #max longing for the post race lestappen debrief #lestappen

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based on true events

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the only person who would be more upset than me if Charles Leclerc doesn’t end up on the podium would be Max Verstappen

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10 laps to go!

And, Nico isn't stopping his brilliant commentary at all.

"Let's come back to Max Verstappen for a while. I don't know about you guys, or girls, if you're listening, but I think Max Verstappen is going into the top 5 of the greatest of all time."

And then Nico went to rate his top 5, with Lewis at no. 2 ah yes, rival and lover are just two vowels switch away something something.