How I Met My Mother: A Back to the Future Musical Parody sentence prompts (part 1)
I dropped by to visit you before school due to our inexplicable friendship.
Anything for the elderly eccentric single man that I, a 17-year-old popular high school boy apparently spend all my time with.
Sounds legit.
You don’t have any questions?
How is being ridiculously two-dimensionally evil today?
Uh, you can’t reference that. It doesn’t come out until 2002.
I said what I said.
It’s so believable I don’t even know why we’re talking about it.
You’re just too darn loud.
I really want to break out of those family ties.
Save the clocktower!
Exactly 30 years ago this very night you say?
You know me– when you get me alone I turn into a real teen wolf.
Sounds like risky business.
You’re not the sharpest bulb in the deck.
You know what side your bread is buttered on.
Well, I could stand here and talk until the cows turn blue, but I really should get going.
I am so tired I could eat a horse.
Well, he’s the worst.
But we were supposed to go out to the old abandoned cabin in the– soup kitchen. With chaperones and bibles! So Jesus-y.
I never rode in a car or called a boy at your age.
I sat in a room, eating potatoes… then I met your father.
Stop trying to make me pass the Bechdel test!
How did I turn out so well-adjusted?
Well, since this is my life- I’m going to bed.
I remember I was having a one-man naked dance party in my room…
Now that’s science!
He was later locked up for inappropriate arborism.
This experiment temporal is the first of any like it.
We’re taking all these chances!
[nervous tapdancing]
We’ve made history here!
Don’t tell me that you stole it!
They’re old rich white men!
That’s just lazy 80s racism!
Old rich white men are the real terrorists!
Where am I? What is this place? Am I dreaming this?
Oh my god! This is a nightmare!
What is happening?
I shouldn’t be here in the wrongest time.
I’m 30 years past, ‘cause I drove the Doc’s car too fast.
If you want a Pepsi you’re gonna have to pay for it, pal.
How am I making this many mistakes? You’d think I would’ve caught on by now!
I cannot stay here!
I might be altering the wrongest time.
Maybe this won’t last very long.
It feels like a dream where I don’t belong.
I wouldn’t eat that with a 10-foot pole!
It’s not rocket surgery!
As the French say– celery!
You’re not the brightest knife in the barrel.
What’re you looking at, butthead?
Let’s make like geese and get the flock outa here.
If he can’t help, then nobody can.
I don’t feel that strong.
I’m gonna go mad.
Now I’m older than my own dad!
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