It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was
A polyamorous thruple are taking a hike through the forest when they find a weird rock and lift it. From under the rock a pixie comes out.
"Thank you for freeing me. I am a pixie of love, and as thanks I'll give a gift of gold to each of you. But the gift will only go to the one you love most."
The first member of the thruple says "but I love both my partners equally."
"Then I cannot give you the gift." the pixie replies.
"I'm okay with that. My love is more important."
The second member also says "I also love both my partners equally"
"Then I cannot give you the gift either."
"I'm okay with that. My love is more important."
Finally the third member says "I love this one the most." much to shock of both partners.
"Then they shall receive my gift." the pixie says, grants the gift of gold and then vanishes.
After the pixie left, the first member says "I can't believe you don't love us equally!" and the second member concurs.
Then the third member sighs and then says "I love you both equally and very much so, but fucking hell are you stupid."