mikaoxcallin

[mikaoxcallin]

My ex and I cut contact around a month ago and the only way Ive been coping with it is baking. My house is currently filled with 2 tins of red velvet cupcakes, 1 tin of blueberry muffins and 2 chocolate cakes along with vanilla brownies

#i almost burnt down my kitchen while making all this #but its alright we ball

[mikaoxcallin]

I hate when waiters say "Can I take your order" like tf no you can't it's mine

#shitpost #silly #im 6ft and read feminist literature books

[mikaoxcallin]

My favourite thing as a guitarist is to ask people what their favourite song is when I sit down with my guitar and when they expectantly say their chosen song, I nod and start playing twinkle twinkle little star. The expression of shock to anger to dissapointment in me is so evident that it makes me giggle everytime. Like get twinkle twinkle little star'd bitch

#shitpost #guitar #guitarist #silly goofy mood #iloveplayingnurseryrhymestofuckwithpeople

[mikaoxcallin]

Went to the hospital today and didnt park in the spot for pregnant women, feeling extra generous

Everyone does their part fellas 🙏

[mikaoxcallin]

A man who has never lifted a pencil in his life tries to draw to lift his ego.

#drawing #beginner artist #i dont know shit

[mikaoxcallin]

I was in stayback at my school (my first time ever in my new school) and I entered one of the classrooms and there were 5 people yelling at a cardboard piece (I think it had to do with some project), 3 people blasting songs in the corner and dancing and im pretty sure a few of them were high. The point is highschool sucks

[mikaoxcallin]

When a person says someone is “sick in the head”, it could mean they give amazing blowjobs or that they are quite literally psycho

#Idownloadedtumblrjustsoicouldpostthis #funny #Shitpost