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Soren: The following tale is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. Soren: But they're entertaining lies and in the end, isn't that the real truth? Soren: The answer is no.

#mcsm #mcsm soren #source: the simpsons

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Magnus: On a scale of one to ten, how mad are you?

Ellegaard, irritated: Eight.

Magnus: Oh.

Magnus: I can do better than that.

#mcsm #mcsm magnus #mcsm ellegaard #source: unknown

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Lukas: Does your sarcasm help?

Ivor: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?

#mcsm #mcsm lukas #mcsm ivor #source: doctor who

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Romeo: (*skipping all the way through a movie*) Jesse, whose idea it was to show Romeo movies: You can’t just skip to the ending. Romeo: I don’t have time for their problems.

#mcsm #mcsm romeo #mcsm jesse #source: unknown

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Petra, observing Ninja!Ivor: I kinda want the old Ivor back. The one who was annoying all the time and... Petra: Petra: You know, I'm not sure what I want.

#mcsm #mcsm petra #mcsm ivor #source: the simpsons

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i am. tired

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mod speaks #sort of #meme #red circle meme........thingy

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Isa: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner?! Milo: Fine. How do you want me to mock you? I take requests.

#mcsm #mcsm isa #mcsm milo #source: sao abridged #wow i really need to do more with these two

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Soren, breaking open the door: Six months!

Ivor: What's he talking about now?

Magnus: Uh, probably nothing-

Soren: FOR SIX MONTHS, YOU LET ME STUDY A PLASTIC ENDERMAN-

#mcsm #mcsm soren #mcsm ivor #mcsm magnus #source: unknown

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Waiter: Police officers and kids under 16 eat for free.

Petra: (*subtly nudges Radar*)

Radar: I'm a police.

#mcsm #mcsm petra #mcsm radar #source: twitter

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Dan: Never underestimate the power of changing your hair colour 2-5 times in one day.

#mcsm #mcsm dan #source: tiktok #(? i think?)

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Ellegaard: Could you pass my sword? Magnus: Could you pass away? Gabriel, to a slightly horrified Jesse: This is normal.

#mcsm #mcsm ellegaard #mcsm magnus #mcsm gabriel #mcsm jesse #source: unknown #(yes i realise how much darker this gets where episode 3 is involved...i'm mostly just trying to ignore it ;-;)

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Jesse, annoyed about Aiden: I mean, how petty can you get-

Axel: I once edited a book so I could win an argument with Olivia.

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm axel #source: unknown

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Soren: Actually, Gabriel's had the basement off-limits lately, so I can't say for sure. Magnus: "Off-limits", huh? Did you get caught down there scoffing cake, Soren? Soren: What? No! Soren: Soren: They were cookies. And that's not the point!

#mcsm #mcsm soren #mcsm magnus #source: professor layton and the spectre's call

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Ivor: Harper...so nice meeting you here.

Harper: This is my house.

Ivor, trying desperately to be smooth: What a coincidence, it’s my house too.

Harper:

Harper: It's not a coincidence. We're married.

#mcsm #mcsm ivor #mcsm harper #the otp #source: unknown

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Jesse: Do you take constructive criticism?

Stella: I only take cash or credit.

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm stella #source: tumblr

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Gabriel: (*casually taking four stairs at a time*) Magnus, falling behind, ungainly taking two stairs at a time: F*ck you f*ck you f*ck you f*ck you fu-

#mcsm #mcsm gabriel #mcsm magnus #source: unknown

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Lukas: Where did Ivor go yesterday?

Harper: We decided he should go see a therapist.

Lukas: Really? How'd that go?

Harper: Well, the therapist is now seeing a therapist, so...

#mcsm #mcsm lukas #mcsm harper #mcsm ivor #source: unknown