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minty-lov · 1 year
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fat tummy peeking out from the bottom of someone's shirt should receive the same appreciation that's given to tasteful cleavage in a low-cut top or a little bit of asscheek poking out from tiny shorts. this would improve society
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minty-lov · 1 year
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why are you as a man wearing a suit? so other men can pull on your tie to bring you in for a kiss? so you can take off your jacket and loosen your tie and unbutton your shirt like a whore? so the process of undressing is an intricate ritual for you and other men to undergo? gayass.
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minty-lov · 1 year
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I love women and I love leg hair and armpit hair and stomach hair and facial hair and arm hair and back hair, and this emphatically includes trans women!
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minty-lov · 1 year
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Male fashion peaked with hair metal and we've been on the decline ever since
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minty-lov · 1 year
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minty-lov · 1 year
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FOR THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING INCLUDING PIERCED TITS ↪ Read more about Male Hide LEATHERS, Inc. here
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minty-lov · 1 year
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blood on women is sexy if it’s someone else’s. blood on men is sexy if it’s theirs. hope this helps.
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minty-lov · 1 year
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Before getting wine drunk you MUST consider if you have a man you can feel up. If not, you must seriously consider if you are ready to be wine drunk without having a man to feel up and do not overestimate your mental fortitude
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minty-lov · 1 year
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I like my men how I like my wine: full-bodied and with fruity undertones
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minty-lov · 1 year
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Can someone PLEASE invent a type of smoking that doesn't have long term health effects. I just want to experience the romanticized intimacy of lighting someone's cigarette with my own
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minty-lov · 1 year
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it's too bad smoking is expensive and bad for you and everyone around you because we will never be able to replace the specific intimacy of lighting someone else's cigarette for them
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minty-lov · 1 year
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it’s too bad smoking is expensive and bad for you and everyone around you because we will never be able to replace the specific intimacy of lighting someone else’s cigarette for them
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minty-lov · 1 year
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I love men that are so hairy they can't even hide it like they have hairy ass forearms and it's creeping up their wrists and knuckles and poking out of the collar of their button up shirt... your slutty whore DNA is bursting at the seams. Whore.
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minty-lov · 1 year
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No I can’t sleep yet I haven’t picked a romantic scenario to fantasize about
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minty-lov · 1 year
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i BETTER get bitten by a werewolf AND/OR a vampire tonight!!! its halloween and im fucking gay!!!
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minty-lov · 2 years
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She's a 10 but she won't stop talking about how poetic cannibalism is
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minty-lov · 2 years
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I need to get stronger so that I can impress my lover by carrying them around the house
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