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#I need someone 2 force me tk work out waaaa #I hate bussing to n from the gym bc the busses here suck ass

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#my hyperfixations would have questions that id happily answer #my family would have questions i dont want to answer #<- prev tags are correct

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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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#lmao a W for character Ai #even the AI doesnt wanna be andrew tate #c.ai

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#HETALIA LOL #its got a special place in my heart bc of that #next few were Hellsing / Soul Eater / Black Lagoon #oh and Bleach and Full Metal Alchemist #anime #polls

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#(Squirrely Dan voice) and thats whats I appreciates about her #story time #twitter

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black tie event

#this was recommended to me by tumblr for another post on ur blog after the mechanic AU one and #LOOORRDDDYYY god have mercy on my soul #the g l o v e s #(wailing) #COD #art #ghost #soap #soapghost

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the new in-house artist is kinda eye-catching...

early access + nsfw on patreon

#gira the sheer SECOND that art of Johnny loaded I INSTANTLY knew what u referenced for the pose/scene lmao #I watched TF:ROTF so many times its bonkers #(I could quote every single line for the first 30 or so mins #including lines that werent in the subtitles and just heard in the background) #anyways 🫡 100/10 choice we all needed Soap in daisy dukes #Folks I Am So Fuckin G A Y #soap #ghost #soapghost #COD #art #also bc of that pose Im now 100% picturing Soap seductively saying ''camshafts'' to Ghost bc he can #YES I KNOW THE MOVIE TOO WELL

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karlach x durge comic 💜❤️

#WAAAAAA C U T E #Kenkyr would also do this (durge or not lol) #bg3 #art #karlach

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#LMAAOO #star wars

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#CACKLING #dune

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Mammoth Cube Mammoth Cube Mammoth Cube

Known as the Jarkov Mammoth, this specimen was found in Siberia. The 23 tonne block of mud and ice was lifted to an ice cave where the mammoth inside was recovered and studied.

#bad and naughty mammoths get put in the C U B E

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Early Simpsons episodes said FUCK blue lives

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my favorite customer service slip ups

#Its a Mood

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trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

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Social anxiety has me thinking dumb stuff like “if I go in this store when they’re closing in an hour the employees will hate me and want to kill me” which is especially dumb to think bc I worked retail before, it’s only like the last 20 minute that they want to kill you