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May Asclepius, Apollo and Hygeia Bless you with good health today

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A summary of greek pantheon's chaotic trio

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They love his poems

(I don‘t know why I drew this)

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Persephone: hey, can you do me a favour?

Hades: I would literally die for you but go on

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Statue of Apollo covered in tulle netting

A copy of the Greek bronze original by Leochares (330 BCE)

Blanton Museum of Art

#apollo #its what he deserves

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Eros and Psyche

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The greeks loved the number 3.

We had the three fates; the three virgin goddesses, Athena, Artemis and Hestia; the big three, Hades, Poseidon and Zeus...

And we have the happy crackhead trio, Hermes, Apollo and Dionysus

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Dionysus: We should dig a hole in the park and call it love.

Apollo: What? Why would we do that?

Dionysus: So we can watch people fall in love.

Apollo: ...

Apollo: Yeah, ok. Let's go. *grabs a shovel*

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in this house we stan dionysus!

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Pan - God of the Wild

Persephone - Goddess of Spring

Kronus - Titan of Time

Helios - Titan of the Sun

#greek myth #greek gods #kronos #helios #pan god #persephone #greek mythology #drawing #goddess of spring #god of the sun #god of time #god of the wild

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Greek gods, Actual vs modern interpretations

Zeus: (Modern) best dude ever, hero, if you don’t love him you’re dead

(Actual) worst dude ever, cheater, if you don’t love him you’re dead

Hera: (Modern) loves her husband, respectful, loves weddings

(Actual) is 100% done with Zeus’s shenanigans, will curse you for getting with Zeus or lying to her, stubborn and will do whatever it takes to win in the end

Poseidon: (Modern) FISH, never anywhere, he’s just the guy that hated Odysseus

(Actual) FISH, most important god in mycanaen, cool like Hades, but stupid like Zeus

Athena: (Modern) hates spiders, loves olives, a huge nerd

(Actual) competitive, strategic war style, Nerd

Artemis: (Modern) Brave sums it up pretty well, likes hunting, had something to do with Orian or whatever

(Actual) Bears and deer were symbolic to her, chose the moon over men, ace demiro

Apollo: (Modern) arrogant, Narcissistic, can get people to fall in love with him faster then you can say god of the sun

(Actual) arrogant Narcissistic, very bisexual so opposite of his sister. Congrats dude

Hephaestus: (Modern) ugly, loves fire way to much, lonely

(Actual) ugly, loved creating things, a gentle giant

Ares: (modern) big, likes to fight, kinda dumb

(Actual) big, likes to fight, kinda dumb

Hermes: (Modern) dorky, delivers messages for all the gods, medicine and messages

(Actual) manipulative, Zeuses personal messenger, god of hospitality and thieves(???)

Aphrodite: (modern) goddess of love, beautiful, kind toward others in love

(Actual) I don’t know, Eros just kind of took love off her table, seductive, shipper

Dionysus: (modern) drunk, tired, just wants to drink and party

(Actual) DON’T piss him off, not actually Greek, HE HAD HIS CULT GOSH DANG IT

Demeter: (modern) who, what’s a Demeter? Who is the god of earth?

(Actual) hates Hades, she’s a third of the reason spring exists, actually a lot nicer once you get to know her

Hades: (modern): evil, Satan, likes pain and torture

(Actual) runs a kingdom, has a loving wife and dog, some variations of Mycanaen Greek tellings said he had a son and I am totally loving that

Hestia: (modern) again who? I like fire, she’s one of the 12 yaaaaaaaaay

(Actual) she actually really liked Dionysus and gave him her seed as an Olympian, likes fire and being home, pretty chill despite being he other fire god (man the Greeks were lucky the fire gods were nice)

I don’t know anything about modern interpretations aside from Hades, so that’s a thing, also Mycenaean Greece kinda screwed somethings over

Dionysus though

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Ariadne: Did you eat all the donuts? 

Dionysus : No 

Ariadne : Why are you lying to me? I can see all the powder on your pants

Dionysus : That’s cocaine

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The meme you never knew you needed

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Where artemis would live 🌙

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Persephone and Hades: *staring lovingly into each other’s eyes*

Poseidon: *opens a can of soda*

Hades: we were having a moment

Poseidon: and I’m having a cola