I'm about to wii sports resort to violence
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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post
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Go jerk off. Yes you. Yes stop what you're doing, it can wait. Jerk off.
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if you're sad just remember in how many different ways you can eat potatoes. you're welcome
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some sort of creature
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I'm not
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Froggy so fat they became a kaiju
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JUST ADD IT TO THE SETLIST
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please only answer if you’re old enough to legally drink where you live
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edited this in response to a stupid thing my mom sent me
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It came to my attention that some of y'all were revolted by my ketchup lava lamp. Perhaps the ranch lava lamp is more suited to your palette?
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you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared
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make a bitch go on and on
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Taylor Swift kicks off The Eras Tour in Lesbian, Portugal TODAY!
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I should not be forced to work in conditions like these (six hours until three-day weekend)
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