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nachosjavelin · 10 hours
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@yocapncook Jesse, where are you? You're late.
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nachosjavelin · 11 hours
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my loves
karma's gotta come for all of us
i just hope she comes for you first
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nachosjavelin · 12 hours
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istg that jesse account is killing me
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nachosjavelin · 2 days
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tdmm would file restraining orders on every single one of us
they'd be absolutely correct to do so
I live in fear of the day one of them finds one of my fanworks
kid named scared of the consequences of his actions
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nachosjavelin · 2 days
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Kim and Jimmy in the first and last episode of every season
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nachosjavelin · 2 days
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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nachosjavelin · 2 days
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nachosjavelin · 2 days
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it should have been nacho
Ávila and Maggie
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nachosjavelin · 2 days
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I love your art so much, especially your GusMax stuff, it fills my heart💖 But I have a deep wish to see you draw our big meanie Don Eladio sometime
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give papa a hug 🫲😁🫱
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nachosjavelin · 3 days
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It makes me happy when they listen
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nachosjavelin · 3 days
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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break
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nachosjavelin · 3 days
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"just die".
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nachosjavelin · 3 days
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God YES, literally
Does Lalo have a human lie detector like Tuco, or does he just go off vibes?
It's my headcanon that Tuco's lie detector is actually him trying (and failing) to be like Lalo, because Lalo uses strategic silence all the time - for example, when he's discussing the Domingo situation with Nacho in 5x02. Lalo asks Nacho a couple questions, and then says nothing. Nacho fills in the silence with an offer to have his childhood friend killed if Lalo thinks it's necessary (oh Nachito). The strategic use of silence can get all sorts of information out of people.
But Tuco completely doesn't understand the point of the technique - he thinks just staring at people like a psycho will give him the ability to tell if they're being honest or not. We know it doesn't work because Nacho tells Mike he shot Dog, even though Dog was innocent.
I imagine one day Tuco witnessed Lalo skillfully using the technique to catch someone in a lie, and then an awestruck Tuco asked how he did it, and Lalo tapped his temple and said "it's my lie detector detector technique" and gave him one of his fail winks, and then Tuco was like "he's the coolest 🥺"
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nachosjavelin · 3 days
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it's 1 am, im not ashamed
never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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nachosjavelin · 3 days
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my babygirls 🥰🥰 (they'd probably kill me if they had the chance)
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nachosjavelin · 4 days
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Jimmy asking Lalo if Nacho wouldn't be a better choice to pick up his bail money and Lalo saying: "you mean Ignacio?", as if Jimmy didn't just spell out "Nacho Varga" and then casually adding: "he's good for a lot of things".
Uhh, okay.
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nachosjavelin · 4 days
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RIP marco and leonel salamanca you would have loved scrolling tiktok without headphones<3
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